𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, formula 1

00. wrong number

smooth operator
im not giving you my name??? what if you're some kind of crazy psychopaths who randomly add people and asks for their name and then kills them
yeah not risking that

honey badger
wowowowow hold yp
you're seriously not carlos??
i thought we were joking

honey badger changed smooth operator to stranger⚠️⚠️

stranger⚠️⚠️
i don't even know a carlos

last lap
so no

lord perceval
so he's been ignoring my messages😔😔

mad max
what's so important about him answering you messages?

lord perceval
we were supposed to play pool on the message thing he taught me

honey badger
wait okay
everyone shh
@stranger⚠️⚠️
who are you and how did you get in here

stranger⚠️⚠️
you added me??

honey badger
not convinced
stranger danger
this one probably killed carlos and took his phone

stranger⚠️⚠️
if i killed him why woudk i even be texting you??
YOU are probably the one who wants to kill me and in the way killed carlos

tripod
the stranger has a point

honey badger
🤨🤨🤨

stranger⚠️⚠️
of course i do
whatever
what the fuck are these nicknames
it's like a bunch of roblox kids o smth

honey badger
HEY RUDE
yours isnt any better

stranger⚠️⚠️
well of course it isnt because i didnt choose it!!

mad max
okay wait, so this is not carlos?

stranger⚠️⚠️
NO

honey badger
NO

last lap
i feel like you should tell us your name

stranger⚠️⚠️
why do you want to know my name??

last lap
because

stranger⚠️⚠️
not a reason last lap

last lap
yep i dont want to be known as last lap
im lando

stranger⚠️⚠️
what kind of name is lando HAHAHAHAHAHAJAAJAJtf

honey badger
HEY leave lando alone
im daniel
call me dani😁

stranger⚠️⚠️
dani it is

tripod
im pierre

stranger⚠️⚠️
what's the nick name got to do with you name...

tripod
it's a long and confusing explanation

honey badger
long indeed😏😏

stranger⚠️⚠️
i suppose the others are asleep
I'm isabella, you can call me what you want i dont really mind

lord Perceval
it's a girl!!

stranger⚠️⚠️
i wasn't told this was a gender reveal??

last lap
Isabella
such a pretty name

imposter
thank you lando, i take back what i said about your name

honey badger changed stranger⚠️⚠️ to imposter

imposter
really dani😑😑😑

chavo sabroso
jaja hermano lando coronandoooo😎😎
hello i am checo👋

imposter
woooowww you speak spanish??
where are you from?

chavo sabroso
México!!

imposter
no way!! im from mexico too, monterrey!

honey badger
more latina mamis 🤪🤪
i was kidding sorry

imposter
.....
apology accepted dani

honey badger
did carlos change his number or something? i seriously not know what happened to him

last lap
he changed it moons ago dani
you just have the old one

honey badger
he never asked for my number😕😕

last lap added REAL smooth operator

honey badger
the REAL wasnt necessary

last lap
it REALLY was necessary

REAL smooth operator
helloooo
what i ms this

imposter
hello real smooth operator
i am isabella

REAL smooth operator
that is a beautiful name

honey badger
WE MADE MORE LADY FREIBDS MATE
quick story
so i wanted to add everyone into the group chat but when i wended to add you, your contact name didnt come ojt so i basically added what i thought was yours
and will you look at that
a beautiful girl is our friend now

REAL smooth operator
i mean i read all messages so i understood

honey badger
hmm okay

imposter
why do you think im beautiful hmm?
you've never seen me

honey badger
your name is pretty so i just assumed that

last lap
everyone with a beautiful name must be beautiful

imposter
you just insulted yourself

last lap
is lando really not a nice name?

imposter
its not not nice, its just not... common

last lap
hmmm

REAL smooth operator
WAIT WAIT
so you guys thought you added me but you really didnt
and you didnt notice it wasnt me?

honey badger
it was a simple mistake

last lap
hey! i did notice something different

REAL smooth operator
you insulted me😑😑

last lap
but that's how i noticed jt wasnt you😎

imposter
i really feel like I know this

AUTHORS NOTE

it's so hard to write everyone with their own personalities 😭😭

- love, Martina