Nyan~ Neko Sugar HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Chappter 7: DNSF PART 5: Search 4 TEH TOURŪSU!!

Vengefully flinging the accursed letter on the floor, Bokutachi squeezed himself through the window again with new, murderous intent. As he was halfway out of the window, the door to the Takoyaki Taiyaki stand suddenly flew open!

"YAMATE!" roared a very familiar voice (Translators noet: yamate = stop (idk if i explaned this b4 but WUTEVER LOL!))

It was..............................................................................................................................

"Kaichou-san..." Bokutachi snarled through gritted teeth at the annoying Sutudento Counciru Puresidento. "Like a cock dog, you just never die, do you...?"

Kaichou-san frowned. "The proper term is "cocker spaniel." And that analogy doesn't even make sense."

"Nonsense, you're pitiful mortal mind is just two puny and underdeveloped to understand my genius."

"Genius? You didn't even use the correct forms of 'your' and 'too' in that sentence!"

Bokutachi-kun just stared at Kaichou-san with a "stop-before-you-embarass-yourself-even-more-by-being-such-an-insufferable-grammar-nazi-and-unnecessarily-breaking-the-fourth-wall" kind of look. Kaichou-san coughed awkwardly. "Well, anyway, on with my speech..."

"Watashi, the Seito Kaichou of Neko High School, am here to stop you from your dastardly deeds!" Kaichou-san declared. "I heard EVERYTHING you just said about your murderous, yandere desires, and I REFUSE to stand for it!"

"I have no time to play ur stupid games," Bokutachi-kun sneered. "I have important business to attend to. Love rivals to throw off buildings. Hotties to seduce~" He wedged the rest of his bulge — I mean, body — out of the window. "Smell ya later!"

"COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT SO I CAN DISPENSE JUSTICE, U BAKA KUSO YAROU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaichou-san lunged for the window, to no avail. Bokutachi-kun had already slipped away. "Gosh darn it to heck! I almost got him that time..." Kaichou-san cursed, shaking her fist angrily.

Collecting herself, she picked up the discarded letter. "Mad Beast Bokutachi said something about the school roof... I'll ambush him there!"

Kaichou-chan immediately ran out of the door... though she was unfortunately headed the exact opposite direction as the school roof.

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Ten minutes later...

"You want to know where the school roof is?"

"Um... yes..."

Dolce-chan stared at Kaichou-san, who had just bashfully asked for directions to the school roof, in disbelief. Was THE Kaichou-san, the legendary Seito Kaichou of Neko High School who had reduced school crime by over 90%, who ruled the school with an iron fist, who had single handedly annihilated the banchous of the 4 Heavenly Gangs when they had attacked Neko High School...

...unable to locate the school roof, which was literally just the top of the school building?

(TRANSLTAOR NOTE: Banchou = gang leader/boss)

"It's... on top of the school building..." Koneko-chan said, echoing Dolce-chan's thoughts. Koneko-chan sounded much more unsure than she normally did after returning from that Takoyaki Taiyaki Stand. Dolce-chan wondered what had happened within the last few hours to shake her normally calm and collected sister so deeply.

"If you need any help getting there, we could go with you," offered Dolce-chan.

Kaichou-san flushed vigorously and shook her head. "N-n-n-no, it's... completely daijoubu! I-I-I'm just... slightly directionally challenged!" (TRANSLATOR NOTE: daijobu = ok)