Me: Hello! We are back; well BACK IN TIME that is...We have went through a time machine and we are now going to interview young Cosette!
Young C: HI!!!! XD
Me: Hello Cosette!
Young C: hehe why do you look so funny?
Me: -_- I am from the future...
Young C: WHOA!!! O_O
Me: ummm...yeah...would you like to know what happens to you later on in life?
Young C: YEAH!!!!
Me: Well I'm not gonna tell you because when people know their future, they might try to change it!
Young C: Well can you at least tell me if it is good?
Me: yes
Young C: ...Yes you are going to tell me or yes it is good?
Me: Either...or umm..both...uhhh...I confused myself there...
Young C: SO IS MY FUTURE GOOD OR NOT!
Me: YES!!!!!!!
Young C: hehe....am I pretty? :D
Me: Next question! Do you like that name, Marius?
Young C: Why?
Me: ummm...no reason...
Young C: yeah, sure I like that name :)
Me: Next question! You know Pony?
Young C: who?
Me: PONY! oh, right...I haven't told you that yet...I will in about 9 years or so...ummm yeah, You know Eponine?
Young C: ummm...yeah...she's kind of the spoiled daughter of the people I work for...
Me: Well...CUT HER SOME SLACK!!!!! SHE ENDS UP SAVING THE GUY YOU BOTH LOVE SO HE CAN BE WITH YOU!!!! ummm...oops...
Young C: hehe, he loves me?
Me: umm... yeah
Young C: hehe, Is he handsome?
Me: Is that all you got from that?
Young C: Yeah...pretty much...
Me: Umm...OK let's see how this turns out when Cosette and ummm...the mystery boy meet!
Young C: Can I see?
Me: no...
Young C: :'( awww...
Nine years later...the parenthesis are Cosette's thoughts...
Marius: A heart full of love...etc.
Cosette: (wow...she's right he is handsome)
Marius: My name is Marius Pontmercy...
Cosette:(Oh, that's why she wanted to know if I liked the name Marius) And mine's Cosette!
Marius: blah blah blah...(tuning him out)
Cosette: (Oh look there's 'Ponine! Oh, so that's what she meant by that! Poor poor 'Ponine...Oh well I guess that person was right!)
Me: Of course I was right!
Cosette: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Marius: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Me: What?
Marius: Where did you come from? Can't you see we're in the middle of a love song?
Me: Yeah, but I can just go back into my time machine and none of this will even happen so DUH!
Marius: ummm..OK?
Cosette: Oh, you're that person from 9-10 years ago!
Me: I knew I shouldn't have told you about your future!
Cosette: I don't know anything!
Me: Well, you know that 'Pony is hiding behind that tree!
Marius: Who's Pony?
Me: uggghhh! You'll find out soon enough!
Cosette: It's Eponine...
Me: See! Soon enough!
Marius: 'Ponine is hiding behind that tree?
Pony: NO I'M NOT!!!!!
Marius: OK
Me: seriously?
Marius: What?
Me: Nevermind...well! I'm outa here!
Cosette: Will this mean that time will be rewound or...
(Goes back in time)
Nine years earlier...
Me: And that's what happened, but since I turned back time...their love song went perfectly...
Young C: Who are you talking to?
Me: Tune in next time for who knows what character! BYE!
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Interviews with the Les Miserables characters (on hold)
FanfictionThese are interviews with the Les Miserables characters. If you didn't realize it now, they are under HUMOR catagory so they aren't supposed to be serious. This story is connected to my other story "25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters". I...
