Delbug/Del x Bug fanfic for the endzone server

Part 3 : A FUCKING DATE

IM FEELING SO MUCH CAPS RN IM FEELING RAGE BUT FOR WHAG
coughs the chapters slowly get less and less geniue snd actually szart looking like jokes OKAY BUT LIKE GET TOGETHER ALREADY anyways i should shut up now!! My goal is exactly 2k words btw so like keeps on running my fucking mouth KYS I HATE WHOEVER YOU ARE SO MUCH

Del and Bug decide they should go on a date. They debated whether they should go on a picnic, or something more unique. Never having romantic partners before (SORRY SORRY. SORRY SORRY HELPP IM JOKING SORRY) they asked for help in the endzone server.

Main chat
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-@everyone Can u like say some cool and unique date ideas for a ffanfic umm!!-
!! below me is a man kisser !!:-DELBUG CANON DELBUG CANON DELBUG CANON DELBUG CANON-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-SOBS IB A CIRNER-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-BUG WJAT DO WE FO-
Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-GIGELLES AND GOSES TO WATTPAD-
Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-HWLPP-

The both now annoyed and done with the servers bullshit, decide to just ask an ai instead (defo not based off my experiencez ;-;). They decide on going to a restaurant! Something about restaurants made me love them: i think restaurants are cool places for dates, especially romantic ones. It fits completely well with the two, if you ask me, but thats an opinion. As Del tried getting ready, their phone was ABSOLUTELY SPAMMED with pings.

Suggestions
Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-day 79 of asking @Irl Del ≧◡≦ and @bug to admit theyre queerz-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-KILL YUORSLEF-

It wasnt the only time Dels responses made me disappointed, not only disappointed, but also desperate to annoy them. That really did leave me on read, mentally! Its almost as if the messages didnt exist! Well that certainly wasnt an interesting reply afterall. But its also uninteresting that i stopped narrating the story, and rather shared my opinions: and i do not fucking care! But leaving you guys on a cliffhanger CLEARLY isnt nice, and as the greatest delbug soldier, i think its my job handling this story, atleast for now. So now and then it'd be great if i narrate the story, now you thought, i think so too, so appreciate my kindness, as iam about to keep on going and blabbering about the queers going on a date. BLEH queers! Though i wouldn't have much of a say in that.. ahem!
As Del put down their phone, really fucking tired of mostly my bullshit, they decided to finally get ready and not slip in time. Thinking about that, GEEZ! Did i stay awake for the entrie night! I guess that certainly explains why and how i have no motivation to finish this, but iam STILL here afterall, making these silly little fanfictions FOR YOU, reader, that no one even reads! Butttt... I do like writing, alot, so i'll just keep on going. this will be an interesting rant, huh..
Del gets dressed, like usual, not appealing so fancy for the occasion. Bug, on the other hand though, tries to not be fancy but also tries their best to look atleast a bit of good on their "first" date. Unlike the man i am, i forgot how many times these queer goobers went on a date. And for the occasion, we always have to have a third weel(I wrote hoe by accident.)! Guess who that is?! Fae. Not insulting but like ur name reminds me of a certain word...,, Ermm.. but three is never enough. I grab out a fancy suit, some awesome perfume, and get to the meeting. A restaurant, mostly seafood i see.. (i dont even know if you goobers like seafood ill just do it for the sake of humor:3)
As the two (three.. four..five. five.) enter, they all take a seat. I do too, just behind one of the plants used as a design. The others on the other hand though, get to stay outside and watch from there. It is gonna be an interesting rant AND date i guess! The two, still talking about Del and Bug, seem a little nervous and awkward for their "FIRST" date, UNLIKE WHEN THEY USED TO PLAY CONDO GAMES. That is a downgrade, wosh. Well, the date began. The two ordered some food, which i didnt catch on, BUT HOLY did i want to chew on some fish, i mean, Mizunos looking good served on a plate! I continue to watch the two, unsure of whats gonna happen. It looks like the two are trying to strike a conversation, ending up with some awkward small talk that youd want to ignore. Well, well, well, if it isnt the two lovebirds..
-"how are you, today?.." Bug said, trying to break the awkward silence that just hit EVERYONE in the fucking room. Not only it was awkward for them, it also affected everyone else in the room, including me, feeling the slightest bit of cringe and pain when i see the two trying to strike up some actual talk. Not only it was painful to watch, my only hope was suddenly destroyed. Maybe this wasnt going to work out in our eyes anymore? That'd just be impossible, though. Ill stick to trying to muster up some hope, enough to still see the love in the two whenever they are with each other.
-"..bad because you decided to open your mouth that exact second."
-"oh."
That certainly was more than painful to watch, but the entrie relationships not ruined just yet. I still see some hope, i think. I just watched as the two waited for their food, the conversation suddenly getting a big boost from one of Bug's comments.
-"you look nice tonight.. tell me, where did you get that shirt?"
Its kind of unbelievable to think only that sentence brought up the mood, but id be lying if i wasnt starting a big conversation with someone who asked that. Whoever did is indeed a gentleman/woman and deserves my respect, and maybe even time. As the two kept on talking, it became more than just a small talky they started having longer conversations, longer topics and so on. It was working, the two were getting along, yet again. When wouldn't they? I think theres no time for that. Mostly because im pretty much of passing out right now, haha... All honesty, the two were pretty much enjoying themselves. Their food not too soon arrived. I don't know what that's called but boy does it look delicious. I had this very sudden urge to just steal it, but oh well, my opportunity was gone when the two started eating. I think this is called stalking, now, but hey, im not a stalker, im just a forth wheel on dates, so what? This seems boring.. i then seem to black out.

Time skip

When i wake up, i notice that im indeed kicked out from the restaurant. Woww, they found me, aweeesommeeee.. thats really disappointing. I still have my hopes up, that the two lovebirds didnt see me afterall. Now where would they even be? I check, going to the park and hidding behind a tree. Aha. Just that. I saw the lovebirds on a bench, talking.
-"im getting really tired of people accusing us of dating? Were not even close to the definition of lovers!" Del almost shouted, annoyed just "a little" by the amazing accusation probably Fae started back then, but not at that, just at how much it spread like wild fire, and the effect that it took. There was complaint, but im almost so sure that it is because of the two being "so close", maybe even official now. It was clear they were both queer, and they knew it, but ofcourse they had to hide it, like any YouTuber being accused of doing problematic shit: not saying that Del did do that, they didnt, its just simply so obvious that they and Bug are dating. It makes me wonder, why the heck do people have to hide the fact that they are in-love? I think its a bit funny, if you ask me, atleast. Del, got a ping on discord, once again.
What is it this time? They just thought, turning on their phone and checking what happened now.
!! below me is a mankisser !!:-I KNOW UR ON A DATE WIH UR PARTNER, ADMIT IT YOU QUEER!!-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-SOBS IN THE XORNER-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-iM NOT WGAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS..-

I also take out my phone for a quick discord check.

Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-exist-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-KILL YUORSLEF-
Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-GIGELLES-
Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-<exact park> this u:3-
Irl Del ≧◡≦:-STOP R U STALKING ME..-
Irl Skye ≧◡≦:-ermm..-

That was our exact conversation. The parks name was quite popular, not for just making it famous, but for being tons of parks names, which was why i didnt bother just randomly saying it. I see Del complaining to Bug about whats happening, but i think i find it quite the funny humor. i put my phone back in my pocket, later on disappearing and turning into thin air.
Random thing, really, we need 570 more words to get 2k words, exactly, as i started typing the number. That's why its not exact, but u'll live. Iam starting to get kind of bored of typing now, but i dont see your approval of me stopping whatsoever, so ill keep on blabbering and blabbering about lovebirds being lovers. Just thats how it is. The two then go to a nearby flower field, sitting down and watching the sunset, as they sat down and held each others hands, Bug slowly laying down and enjoying the moment. Not complaining: id never he able to do that. Looking at the open sky always terrified me, so i consider that more than brave. That fear wasnt just a little fear i had, it affected my living and so on. I still haven't moved on, but whatever. Afterall, this isnt about me. But guess what, i just LOVE to rant about myself. Plus, this is info you could use agaisnt me someday. My information shall be in the hands of a worthy and wise person. Back on track: as the two saw that its getting late, they decided they would go home. Its almost summer, i suppose, well to me, weather doesnt change much between seasons for me afterall, but musqitoes are coming back and i just hate those little shitheads. Wouldn't like them around u, would ya? I dont think so. The two got a taxi once again, but guess what, you were so unready for me being the taxi driver AGAIN. With my cool suit and perfume, i began driving to the nearest bus stop once again, as that was our destination. The two share another kiss in the backseats, holding their hands and shit like that. Its almost surprising it didnt happen before, really. I thought the two would just cuddle up in the flower fields and enjoy their time like that. Its kind of cute, reminds me of specific people. As we stop, the two get off and get home, once again, sharing a last kiss before getting separated for a few minutes until they play condo games again. Wow. Wow. Well, i guess that was it then. Del and Bug get on discord again, doing their daily queer shit like the announcement pings and shit. Same with Fae and the others, oh also i don't know what happened to them.. oh well, i don't really give a single fuck. The two then surprisingly plan on joining a condo game AGAIN woah, so much of a surprise, eh? Now, again, its the same story over and over, getting exposed, delbug shit and being called queer, just like how it happens every now and then. Ive truly learnt this server is something else, and im definitely here for it. Expect the stinky gays, ew, dni..
THE FUCKING END
TO BE CONTINUED.

2006 words.