Tim and sim adventures

I hate this job

(Tim and sim are sitting in a car driving to some random place, the car is driving by itself while sim and Tim talk about stuff)

Tim-- bruh I'm tired of being the Main character

Sim-- me too all the damn side quest

Tim-- seriously, help your damn self

Sim-- now we gotta go to the realm of the gods and grab those kids fathers soul back

Tim-- I should have screw his dad but noooo Frederick wanted to be all rude and slap me

Sim-- it's crazy how powerful that man is, he slapped a dragon one time because it was to loud

Tim-- I forgot about that, and didn't he beat that really powerful guy

Sim-- who? The dude with the fake shoes

Tim-- yeah him

Sim-- oh yeah he made us look like we was weak or something

Tim-- that was some bullshit right there

Sim-- Tim?

Tim-- yeah?

Sim-- is the secret door to the home of every God supposed to be open

Tim-- nope

Sim-- is there supposed to be a dead god laying in front of the door

Tim-- nope

Sim-- ok so that means

Tim-- we got actually try and get this dumb ass kids old ass fathers soul back

Sim-- sounds about right....what's your problem with him

Tim-- I haven't got to go home all damn day and all of a sudden this bullshit happens

(They get out of the car and check on the god)

Tim-- oh no he's still alive what is he gonna say some villain name we should be afraid of

Sim-- bruh your ruining the story shut yo ass up

Tim-- wait a minute that's not just a god...that's...no way....baby god?

(To be continued)