Sponge on The Run: Original script

Part 1: Begging

Pumpkin Y-y-y-y-yes, I-i-i-i-i'm good at B-b-bird watching after all.

Mittens: Perfect. You're promoted as A watch guard now. Go see how far Bikini Bottom is from here. Now get out of there before I change my mind.

Pumpkin: Yes, Yes, Yes sir. 

Mittens: AND STOP STUTTERING LIKE A BUFFOON!

(Scenes fades back To Bikini Bottom. It's Nighttime, and Spongebob and Patrick are playing Board games, While Gary is in the front yard.

Gary: (Meowing It's Always Summer In Bikini Bottom)

Pumpkin: Here we are, Mittens!

Mittens: Stop calling me that!

(Mittens puts a helmet on, and walks out of the Spaceship)

Gary: Meow?

Mittens: Hey little buddy, How are you doing?

Gary: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss!

Mittens: I can do that too, way more threatening. Come on, let me show you. Follow me.

Gary:(still continues to hiss)

Mittens: Hmm, you're gonna be like that, huh?

Pumpkin: Come on, buddy!

(Gary hisses and bites Pumpkin)

Pumpkin: Ahh! He bit me!

Mittens: Oh, you pussy cat! Get back on the ship! Let me handle this. 

(Mittens picks up Gary by his shell with him still hissing and biting him. Mittens walks back up to the ship holding Gary in his arms)

Patrick: Uh, Spongy?

Spongebob: Hm?

Patrick: What's that?

Spongebob: It's a- (Gasps) Gary! No! 

(Spongebob holds onto the ship as it starts to float away.)

Mittens: (looks down) Ew, who are you? 

Spongebob: Heh, funny thing. I'm Spongebob SquarePants, the proper owner of that snail and if you don't mind I'm here to take him back.

Mittens: Absolutely not. This Snail is mine for here on out.

(Mittens stomps on one of Spongebob's fingers)

Spongebob: Sir, you're not being very nice nor corporative. That's my snail and I'm taking him back.

Mittens: Pumpkin?

Pumpkin: Yes, sir?

Mittens: Close the Ships door.

Pumpkin: Really, sir? After all it's HIS Snail.

Mittens: Just close the damn door!

Pumpkin: As you wish sir.

(Pumpkin clicks a button, and the ship's door begins to close.)

Spongebob: No, you can't do this to me!

(Mittens just chuckles as he walks into the ship)

Spongebob: Sir, he's my snail!

Mittens: Bye-Bye!

Spongebob: Give me back my Snail!

(The doors are about close)

Mittens: Long live the king!

(Spongebob let's go as he falls off the ship door. Everything slows down, spongebob freezes in mid air)

Spongebob: Gary.

(Everything resumes as We see Patrick running around in circles)

Patrick: Don't worry buddy! I'll catch you!

(Instead of Patrick catching Spongebob, Spongebob lands on the ground.)

Spongebob: I lost him. I just sat there and watched him get taken away. I could've saved him.

Patrick: Bummer, Spongey. And the worst part is that it's all your fault.

Spongebob: We Gotta tell Squidward!

(Spongebob and Patrick are banging on Squidward's door)

Spongebob: Squidward! Open up! Buddy, open this door!

Patrick: Open the door! Squidward! It's an emergency!

Spongebob: It's no hope Patrick. We should just get Sandy.

Patrick: Wait, just one more knock.

(Patrick knocks one more time, before Squidward finally opens the door)

Squidward: Will you two be quiet? I got a concert to practice for!

Spongebob: Oh, sorry Squidward. 

Patrick: We need to get to Sandy's house! She's actually smart!

Squidward: Hey! I heard that!