Hetalia Randomness Book

NOOOO

Me: *watches a video about countries that may not survive next 20 years*
No...just, no...

Spain: Are you okay?

Me: SPAIN I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE!

Spain:Uh....

England: What the bloody hell is going- *gets hugged*
Me: I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE YOU EITHER!

England: Mind checking her bloody ipad?

Spain: *rewatches the video* Oh....

China: I've brought food, aru!

England: *holds back writer* China, you better run.

China: Why?

Spain: She's, a, in a bad mood after watching this video about us not surviving in the future.

China: WHAT?

England: If America comes, here it goes.

*Then America does come*

Me: I DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO DIEEE!

England, Spain, China and America: Oh no.

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Me: *checks comments on Hetalia video and sees hate comments* WHAT? *drops ipad*

Japan: Writer-san, are you alright?

Me: WE. HETALIANS. ARE. NOT. RACIST.*twitches*

Japan: Um, what?

Me: HOW. DARE. THEY. SAY. THAT. *twitches more*

Japan: Uh-oh. Germany-san, Italy-san, please come over here.

Germany: Vhat is wrong with her?

Japan: I have no idea.

Me: THOSE PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HETALIA SO WHY MUST THEY HATE ABOUT IT? *twitches violently and slowly turns insane*

Axis: *takes a step back*

America: Hey guys! Is the writer okay? I heard her shouting awhile ag-

Me: THOSE HATERS WILL PAY! *grabs a chainsaw and runs off*

Everyone: *awkward silence*