Trump and Biden both run for president but accidentally kiss on tv! This terrible incident ruins their entire reputation.. How will they ever solve this terrible mistake??
Featuring Kanye, Obama, and other characters too!!
Trump looked at his clock reading 6:00 am and then back to his mirror. Today was finally the day Trump was going to defeat his enemy, Prince Biden and then become the ruler of AMERICA🦅.
He lets out a long sigh brushing his golden locks.
"I know I'm going to win but.. I'm still so nervous." He says to himself.
He hears a knock at the door.
"Yo, Mr Trump you ready or what?!" Jesse Pinkman, Trumps most trusted servant calls out to him behind the door.
"O-oh.. yes! I-I'm almost ready!" Trump stammers over his words quickly adding some finishing touches to his make up. Soon after, he opens the door to be greeted by Jesse.
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"You ready or what." Jesse crosses his arms staring at Trump, obviously liking what he sees.
"Hmph! Stop staring and get the car ready." Trump turns around on his heels and whacks Jesse in the balls with his long tail.
7:00 am the uh place where they do the arguing election stuff..
A long black limousine pulls up to wherever they have the election, the car shining in the bright sun.
Fans go wild, screams can be heard all across town. Everyone can't wait to see their beloved Prince Biden in action.
"AAAAA MARRY ME PAPI!!" "TAKE MY CHILDREN!!" someone throws their kid onto the limousine. "RAHHHHHHHH!!!" Another person starts eating the car because they loves Biden so much.
The first person to come out of the dazzling limousine is girlboss💅 Nicki Minaj
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"What the fuck, who's kid is this??" Nicki picks up the child that was brutally tossed onto the limousine and tosses it aside. After pouring hand sanitizer on her hands (she's allergic to babies) Nicki opens the door and out comes the most handsome man alive, making the fans drool all over the floor! The one and only. Alpha Biden.
Biden trips and falls onto the ground making the fans gasp!
"Oopsies!" Biden winks at his fans making them all have nose bleeds. His clumsy behavior is so cute they all think!
Biden waves to his fans, sometimes even blowing kisses. Everyone was so preoccupied with the handsome prince they didn't notice the half cat half human walking right behind him. oh and Jesse too ig.
"Hey asshole." Trump glares at Biden his cat ears folding downward.
Trump and Biden have always been enemies since the dawn of time. Hating each others guts, fucking each others wives and even selling their nudes without permission. No one knows why they hate each other so much but it must be a really awful story.
"Hey! That's not very nice Mister!" Biden shoots back at Trump. "At least I don't look like a bleached anus." Bidens remark fuels Trumps anger even more.
"Well at least I'm not a klutz like you, sleepy Joe!"
Trump just had to say that horrible nickname.
Biden clenches his fist in rage. "Girllll you went too far!" Nicki says. Jesse isn't paying attention, too focused on the meth in his hand.
Biden stomps towards Trump, practically burning with fury.
Though before he can take another step he trips!
"Mph!"
Gasps can be heard throughout the crowd! Jesse is still smoking his crystal meth. And Nicki is twerking. (she has a rare condition called Twerking syndrome where she uncontrollably twerks when nervous)
Trump... And Prince Biden Are.!!!! Are!!!
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Extra Part:
??? takes a sip of his warm vodka. Then carefully sets it down next to his hunters knife.
