Relationship
Achillean : I just ended a four year relationship.
Almrak : Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Achillean : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Tygren and Ingressus fighting from across the room*
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Fire
Achillean : Dammit, Almrak !
Almrak : What?! It wasn’t me!
Achillean : Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Tygren!
Tygren: Not me either.
Achillean : Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Ingressus: *whistles*
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A fight
Tygren: Why are Achillean and Almrak sitting with their backs to each other?
Ingressus: They had a fight.
Tygren: Then why are they holding hands?
Ingressus: They get sad when they fight.
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Birthday cake
Achillean : There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Almrak :
Tygren:
Ingressus:
Everyone Else At Achillean ’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Almrak : All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Payment
Achillean : Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Almrak : Plane tickets?
Tygren: Concert tickets?
Ingressus: Prostitution?
Achillean , holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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*Achillean is cooking*
Almrak : Any chance that’s for me?
Achillean : It’s for Ingressus. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Tygren: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Supportive(?)
Almrak: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Achillean: Nope, absolutely not.
Ingressus: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Tygren: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Senn: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Deltheus: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Right thing to do :b
Deltheus: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Achillean: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ingressus: I got distracted about halfway through.
Almrak: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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That one person :'>
Ingressus: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Achillean: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ingressus: Yes!
Almrak: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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