a story about many things

Chapter 1 : Penguins and penises

Ahk ahk (pengoiun noises) AHK AJK

i apologize, my girlfriend has took a enourmous amout of shrooms and decided to make this watpas account. She is crying big tears once upon a time, in a big castel in hollyww wass a hairless pengouin. He was there to do big things. Mostly business, but still, he was an artist. He walking towards the pentagon. a poo artist you may say. "if thou create thou shat" is one of is most famous qote.

Then he started poopin n poopin n poopin n poopon, if i'm not poopin im loopin. Call me lupin the third, cuz i be 

Yeeehawwwww

Insert poop joke

top 10 things i would do if i was the president of Winnie de Pooh's forest:

number 1: my boyfriend started talking about hitler and the 911 i do not want to write anything anymore.