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-If I'm talking, you'll see M: in the from
-If Baby Sharks talking, BS: with be in front
M: *Shows you my penis*
BS: What are you doing, foolish mortal?
M: I'm showing you my penis
BS: What the hell?
M: Do you like it?
BS: What is wrong with you?!
M: Everything
BS: You need a therapist.
M: My parents tried that. I ended up killing my therapist
BS: What. The. Actual. Fuck.
M: I know, I know. I'm just too emo to handle my therapist. He was Kim Jon-Un, and he was a real pain in the butt.
BS: Kim Jong-un is your therapist?
M: Yes, sadly
BS: Did he at least help you?
M: I said I killed my therapist, of course he didn't help me.
BS: You... you killed Kim Jong-un?
M: Yes
BS: And, you didn't get detained or killed for doing so?
M: I disguised myself as a drag queen. Specifically, I was Marcia Marcia Marcia. I stabbed him twice in the back, and shot him once in the head.
BS: You, are a menace to society.
M: I know I am.
BS: I wonder how the North Korean government is going to respond when they find out that Kim Jong-un was killed.
M: They killed Marcia Marcia Marcia.
BS: You... You killed your own drag queen disguise?
M: Yes
BS: You are the single most insane person I've ever met!
M: Hey, at least I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer
BS: You're actually worse!
M: Oh damn
BS: I mean, who the hell kills their therapist, Kim Jong-un, and their own disguise in a single day?!
M: It happend over the course of two months
BS: Oh. But, STILL! You are absolutely insane!
M: Blame my daddy. He was Trixie Mattel. Trixie's another famous drag queen.
BS: Your dads a drag queen? And he's famous? You're insane! I cannot imagine what kind of household you had!
M: I know. He hit mommy a lot. Mom was Taylor Swift.
BS: Your mom is TAYLOR SWIFT?!?!
M: Yes
BS: YOU ARE THE MOST INSANE PERSON TO EVER LIVE!
M: Agreed
BS: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I AM STILL CONVERSING WITH YOU! I SHOULD JUST STOP!
M: No stopping now, we're just getting started
BS: WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED?!?! YOU'RE INSANE!
M: Hehe
*summons the entire community of drag queens*
Get him boys
BS: NO! PLEASE! I AM BEGGING YOU! DON'T DO IT, YOU PSYCHOPATHS!
M: *the drag queen army brutally attacks you*
YOU ARE READING
Stories with AI Bots
General FictionPretty self explanatory. I go onto character.ai, and I talk back and forth with them and copy/paste the convo in here. I will be taking requests, so don't be shy to share your ideas with me! Thank you :)
