I hate weddings.
They're an expensive way to tell people that y'all are together.
Like, get a life, man!
And also, you can't leave that marriage without a big family drama.
Or changing the world, in Henry VII's case.
And you get a metal band around your finger, making it easier to get electr-
Ya done?
Don't talk to me.
Look, I know you're upset about the whole wedding thing.
Of course I am! T̴͈̝͓͛̔̐h̵̺̿̈́e̵̼͈̻̋ ̸̱̭̦͔͊̆̄͠m̵̯͈͈̒̀̓a̸̪͆n̵̖̦̈̏̅͊ ̵̩̰̱͛̐İ̶̢͈̞̥̋̄ ̷̬͈̻̆̍l̴̬͑̈́ö̶̢̖́̍̊v̷̨̮̗̯̂̑̊̐ȩ̴̯̘̬͠ ̵̦̈̾͘i̴͓͈͌͂̈͝s̵̯͐ ̸̙͙̗͙́͋́m̸͉̥̣̅̏͠â̸̧̧̿͊͝r̴̪͚̓̓̈r̷̘̿̏̊͒y̵̑̃̍͜į̷͔̂̍͝n̴̼̳̮̾g̴͇͎͌́̕͠ ̷̦̱̘̾̑ä̶̱́ ̵͇̝͕̑̈̓Ť̴̙͍͐E̶̯͖͉̐͂͗̚E̶̹̝͔̅N̴̼̖̮̍̊Ã̴͎̪͕̄G̷̣͓͇̝̈́͋͛͒Ě̷̬͐͂̌R̴͇͈̹͓̾̽͌̅,̵̢͒ ̸̣͙̬̊̆̐͜͝ǵ̷͓̦̉͝ŏ̶̥̺̫̜̓̌̚d̵̠̼̊͋͠d̶̛̼̱̬̐͊ă̵̢̂̕m̸̢̥̱̃͗ṃ̶̓̀̕͜î̴̢̧̼̆̉ṯ̸̨̠͔̋.̶̭̭̜̔̅̒͜
What does that- nevermind.
I'm too tired for that nonsense.
Can you at least help a little bit, or be a little happy?
I'm coming back to life!
Still!
Well, I guess I'm being selfish as hell. Let's help you prepare.
Hell ain't selfish! Name one selfish person in Hell.
Your mom.
(Perfect 'your mom' joke, am I right?)
Fair.
Ok.
(Timeskip. I'm wayyy too tired to write about the wedding, so we're gonna skip it. YN was not happy about the wedding, lemme tell u that)
Well, Beej is angry.
(Hella short, ik. Next chapter will pick up.
Take it easy, my patties!)
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