Zodiac signs 1

Signs as high school lunch tables

Aries: varsity jocks
Taurus: freshmen
Gemini: unfriendly black hotties
Cancer: girls who eat their feelings
Leo: girls who don't each lunch
Virgo: s*xually active band geeks
Libra: the plastics
Scorpio: the greatest people you will ever meet
Sagittarius: the ROTC guys
Capricorn: Asian nerds
Aquarius: cool Asians
Pisces: burn outs