Miguel (to camera): Yo, listen up, you little shits. I'm Miguel, and I'm here to talk to you about the finest fucking bare knuckle brass in Los Santos. You want to take on the toughest motherfuckers in the city? Then you need this shit. It's made from the highest quality materials and it's perfect for cracking some skulls.
[Cut to scene of Miguel beating up Lazlo]
Miguel (to Lazlo): You want to mess with me, you little prick? I'll show you what happens when you fuck with the wrong guy.
Lazlo (screaming): Oh god, oh god, someone help me!
[Cut back to Miguel]
Miguel: And you know what else? This brass is great for impressing the ladies. Just ask my daughter, Tracy.
[Cut to scene of Tracy with Miguel]
Tracy: Daddy, that brass is so big and strong. I wish I could find a man who's just like you.
Miguel: Shut up, Tracy. You're making me blush.
[Cut back to Miguel]
Miguel: So what are you waiting for, huh? Get yourself a brass and show the world what a badass motherfucker you are.
[End of commercial]
