"Weird and Annoying Things"

Eating with the Guests

Me: mom, why are you cooking so much?

Mom: we have guests tonight so you better clean the house.

Me: Ok.

Thinks *i need to stuff food now before the guests arrives.

Me:( going inside the kitchen to get some food)

Mom: what are you doing?

Me: grabbing some food.

Mom: NO GET OUT NOW and prepare the table.

Me:(prepares the table)

Guests:( arrives and greets everyone)

-----After for some time

Mom: dinner will be serve.

Everyone proceeds in the dining area

Me:( gets small amount of food) and eats.

Guest 1: Are you done?

Me: yes

Guess 2: Aren't you still hungry?

Me: nope I'm full

Then gets out of the dining area and puts the plates in the kitchen since everyone is done after one decade.

Me: (starts cleaning the mess)

-----after two hours

The guests bids their goodbyes and leaves.

Me:( checks out if they're gone and smile then sprints towards the kitchen and starts eating food.)

Mom: I thought you are full.

Me: mom of course I can't fill myself out without releasing my real attitude towards food. The guest will be displease with me.

Mom: (ignores me and went inside her bedroom)

Me: (proceeds in eating)

Then my siblings join me.

Note: we can't fill ourselves up without pigging out if you know what I mean.