(LISTEN TO SONG AT TOP FOR FULL EXPERIENCE) ((not proofread)) (((like— at all))) ((((theres a million spelling errors on purpose))))
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hi, im y/n *debby ryan hair thing*
this is my diary
a little bit about me
im 7 years old, and guess what! im pregnant! im 0"1' and my parents died in a car crash after selling me to 1 direction, harry styles is my baby daddy, but im dating all of them at once, after we had a 6-some and i got pregnant last night with harry, zayn, louis, niall, and liams baby.
yesterday at school, a mafia boss came and guess what!!
he kidnapped me,,, but i escaped with my super awesome ninja superpowers
i go to UA, and my quirk is all of them
people say im not like other girls,, and im not,,
STARE INTO MY BLUE ORBS AND LOVE M-
sorry i dont know what came over me,,,,, im usually not like that,, im usually just on the school rooftop sknging my favorite song!!! fight somg!!
i have 388272637191 boyfriends, and 937173838282373 sugar daddies, so im supper rich..
i have $42069694204206969420 infinity dollars 💸
IM NOTTT SHORT—
one second! harry just walked in— i think hes about to rail me
*y/n moans as she gets railed by harry styles 42069 times*
harry just slapped my,, i have to five him a pepe talks
"harry this isnt yiur, your beteer tahns thisb, dont slap me, stop get some gelp, for me bhaybe"
as you can tell, i spek in cursive, harry loves it and when i do it,,, HE RAILS ME *moans*
turns into butterfly-alpha-werewolf-vampire-princess
all righty, thats all for now, bye diary
A/N: hope you guys like this! ik its rlly bad and theres no real storyline, but its just a bunch of Y/N slander (DISCLAIMER: NO HATE TO PEOPLE WHO WRITE STORIES USING A Y/N TYPE PERSON! im just writing this for funsies cus of those people who make y/n a beautiful person, that has a million sugar daddies and is a multi-quadrilionare who got sold to 1D cus her parents couldnt afford her with big blue orbs, and always wears a blonde messy bun, who, yet is still the hottest person there, etc.) N E WAYS lmk if u guys want a part 2, because i will make more if y'all want me to. not a question.
i was in a silly goofy mood writing this, and again, this story was not proofread, like at all, and i kinda put spelling errors on purpose bcuz y not
