Allison: So, how is it that we're still here, but the whole of the universeis going down the cosmic shitter?
Viktor: Maybe we're the last to get flushed.
Allison: Wasn't talking to you.
Luther: Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?
Sloane: Or Dad?
Y/n: One of those people I care about a whole lot more than the other.
Diego: They'll be here.
Ben: Really? Did they... hit traffic? Look, people, we're alivebecause we're special, right?
Anala: (mumbles) Here we go again
Ben: We're the only oneswho can save the universe.
Allison: Uh, question.
Ben: Yes.
Allison: Didn't we just try thatand fail miserably?
Diego: Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid. I got a better one.
Ben: 'Course you do.
Diego: We go with the largehard-on particle accelerator. You guys do some science, and... we launch the Kugelblitzinto outer space. Didn't think I knew that, did ya? It's in Switzerland.
Ben: It's "hadron," not "hard-on," ya moron!
Lila: Oi! At least he's trying,you shitty little squid. What have you contributed?
Diego: Actually, he did blow up half his family.
Y/n: (mumbles to Five) That was a dumb move.
Ben: Oh, you wanna talk about family problems? You know what should have blown upis your face on that neck!
Diego: I wish I had a caketo hit you with it in your face!
Ben: [in Korean] What are you talking about?
Diego: [in Spanish] You better cut that out...
Ben: [in Korean] Shut up!
Y/n:(mumbles) Enough is Enough (outloud) Hey! Enough! (points at Diego) You! We are not Launching the Kugelblitz into outer space like it's a damn baseball! (Points at Ben) You! If I ever hear you insulting my brother again. I will burn you, and all of your little tentacles too. Understood?! (Both of them nod sheepishly while Diego has a small smirk on his face knowing he has Y/n in his corner.) Perfect, You guys done now? (They nod again)
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