The Council quotes for 28438243874287874th time

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"You learn the answer to peanut sex you learn the answer to life."
-orran 2023

"HISTORY SPOILER!!!! you will not live forever!!!!"
-orran 2023

Anthony, typing: i love gta 7 because i can shoot kids
Anthony:
Anthony: backspacebackspacebackspacebackspacebackspace

"i've seen your twitter account. i know what you post."
-anthony out of context 2023

"i gotta put on my socks before my feet fall off, my grippers evaporate and my legs start to cry because they cant stand up for themselves"
-orran 2023 

anthony: i hope your ox dies
the game: one of your oxen has been injured

orran: WAOH YOUR SO RIZZED UP
leon: i know
orran: are you the rizzatron 5000??????
leon: yes
leon: burps on orran
leon: i rizz people up by burping on them

River: how should I wake up leon-
Anthony: hit her.
Ponkle: assault them rapidly.

"this playlist makes me want to get the disco ball out"
-orran 2023

Anthony: OH MY GOD IM RUNNING OUT OF BROWN PAINT
Anthony: goes to pour some into his palette
Anthony: pours too much
Anthony: FNAF 1 jumpscare scream

Zerila one second: mwah 😍
Zerila the next: trying to push anthony out of his chair

"my grandmother having a violent seizure on the ground. 'damn! that's one way to hit the griddy!'"
-anthony 2023

Anthony: has a tab open with images of vanilla extract so.. have you been on tumblr recently?River: fearful look ...no??? oh god whats going on on there-?
Anthony: :)

Ponkle : I am going to literally explode
Orran: just make sure to do it quietly

"Imagine dora but garfield."
-ponkle in art class 2023

"HE'S BRITISH??????????????"
-anthony out of context 2023

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 22, 2023 ⏰

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