I am not stupid enough to believe that Harry's mini-me would give up that easily so here's what I did. I sat on my front porch with a water gun full of ice cold water and just slowly rocked back and forward until I heard the window above open up. A smirk came across my face and I readied my weapon of choice for moments like these. This wasn't the first time Darcy did this, usually when she wanted to go somewhere she couldn't she'd sneak out. Depending on how bad it is I'll sometimes let her sneak by but others I don't. She thinks I catch her by chance. She thinks I don't know that she does this. Ha, I am not a stupid old hag.
Harry is inside leaning against the wall by the door, waiting for me to pull her in. I see one shoe fall, then the other, then I see one bare foot dangle, then two, and then I see her standing in front of me. I smirked.
"Well, well, well what do we have here?" I asked. She gulped.
"Uhm... hi mom, I was just coming outside for some water... you know how it is..." She said and I laughed.
"Oh you came out here for water?" I asked innocently, hiding the water gun.
"Yeah you know how there's that lake and all... somewhere around here..." I smirked a bit more and nodded.
"Then by all means, go and get you some water." She smiled.
"Okay then I'll be on my way." She slowly turned.
"Darcy wait!" I called and she turned, only to be shot dead in the face.
"There's your water honey now come back inside." I said with a sweet smile. She pouted and I had to drag her inside where Harry was trying, and failing, to conceal his laughter as our daughters make-up ran down her face. She looked like a clown dipped in water.
"Go get cleaned up and come back down stairs, and bring your sister with you. We'll watch your favorite; burlesque." I said and her eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.
"With Cam Gigandet and all of his sexiness like when he walks naked with only a box of cookies to cover his junk and it makes us REALLY want to go and get some of those cookies?" She asked excitedly.
"Yes my young child, with his sexy nakedness with the cookies... that make us want cookies..." I said and she squealed before racing upstairs yelling about it to Stephanie who squealed and got changed. Like mother like daughters you could say. Harry's arm snaked around my waist and pulled me against him. He brushed his lips over my neck.
"Well beautiful, now I thought you never looked when he walked around naked." He said. (This is the scene with the cookies look in the top right corner and it'll makee you think of something Harry would do: [tumblr_lifosxMjxx1qeh84ao1_500])
"Well I never said I hadn't seen it before I met you either." I said and he laughed. He went to kiss me when the girls came flying down the stairs and flipped onto the couch yelling to put it on. I laughed and ran and changed quickly. Harry was already in sweat pants and a loose shirt; he was still as toned as ever. [polyvore] the pajamas we choose weren't really a surprise. Darcy had an obsession with Hello Kitty since she was little and Stephanie loved Victoria's secret clothes. I just like comfortable pajamas. Harry was excommunicated to the chair while the three of us girls sat on the couch. We had popcorn, candy, chips, cookies, and soda on the table in front of us and we clicked play. When it got to the cookie scene we all three squealed and the sighed dreamily in unison and Harry grumbled some words. What the man is sexy! But my man is sexier. When the movie ended Stephanie and Harry went upstairs but I stopped Darcy.
"Darcy maybe no means no." I said and smiled and ruffled her hair before going to my own room. I heard her sigh in aggravation. I laughed slightly and walked opened the door to my room. I crawled under the blankets with Harry and laughed slightly as he quickly pulled me against him like a teddy bear.
"Well today was eventful enough." He said with a chuckle.
"I know right? I got to make our daughter mad, squirt her in the face with a water gun, see a sexy naked guy only being covered by a box of cookies, and now I get to lay here with an even sexier guy and he's fully clothed." I said and he laughed. He still slept naked a lot but was slowly moving away from it, until our kids were out of the house is what he said.
"Well I never, maybe one day I'll just have to try the cookie trick, seems to me like it's a hit with my wife." He said. I winked at him.
"Save it until the kids aren't around Harold, when the kids aren't around." We laughed.
"Tomorrow I hear that there's this really awesome band playing." He said. I grinned knowing what he was talking about.
"I thought you said something about it." I said.
"Yeah I did earlier at breakfast."
"Well I hear their singer with curly hair is pretty damn sexy." I said with a light laugh. He kissed me.
"To bad I'm sleeping with his wife." He kissed me again and I laughed before snuggling up close to him.
"Good night beautiful." He said and I smiled.
"Good night Harry."
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The Ways Of Parenting! ~sequel to Count down to Mrs. Styles!..
RandomThe married life is perfect breeze for Harry and Erika and the gang. But parenting is different story all together. Shall be chapters revolving around different characters, not just Harry, Erika, Darcy, and the main. It'll be like a drabble series s...
