Lego Movie: Emmet/Lucy one shots

Chapter 1: Situational Intoxication

"O-oh yeah, Babe. I-I'm alrighty tighty, hehehe. I-I'm so drunky, I'm a-a gazillion pe-percent s-sober."

Emmet couldn't handle it. His beautiful Lucy got intoxicated by such foul drinks, and he couldn't stand it. He had to take her home. Yes, that would fix everything. They'd go home, he'd get her some coffee, she'd feel better in no time, and in no time they'd be snuggled up against each other again.

"Lucy? Do you wanna go home?" Emmet asked her kindly.

"Yay, homie! Haha... Hey, guess what Emmet-emmy?"

"Yeah?" Emmet was putting on a brave face, but he was terrified Lucy was somehow hurting, and that's something he couldn't bare to happen either.

"I-... You're cute, Emmet." Lucy said even more drunkenly. "You're t-the cu-cutest boyfriend I-I've h-had."

Instantly, Lucy fell on top of Emmet and, without thinking because of her current state, started to passionately kiss Emmet as a means to feel better. In the back of Lucy's head, she did still feel sober back there, but just wanted to kiss Emmet senseless because of how much she truly did love him.

Moments later, Emmet pulled back, however Lucy still started at him, kissing his jawline and cheeks. Her sweet, innocent Emmet. All to herself.

"Uhm, I-I think you're cute too Lucy." He said slightly embarrassed. "And a little tired, but don't worry. I'm gonna take you home, so-"

"Shhhhhh..." Lucy shushed, pressing her hand to silence Emmet, landing gently across his whole face. "J-just ki-kiss me. I-I wan... you... ki-kiss me, Em-Emmet. Kiss m-me so-so I ca-can feel be-better."

Emmet was getting slightly more worried and embarrassed at the same time at what Lucy had just been uttering. Sure, they had kissed countless times before, and Lucy always seemed to initiate it, while both Emmet and Lucy loved to kiss each other, but now she seemed so tired she didn't even seem herself anymore.

And as much as it sounded weird, Emmet did kind of miss Lucy's brooding self at the moment. He didn't really fall for her being a cupcake. He loved her for being so independent, rebellious, and tough. Emmet always did have a thing for tough girls, especially since he knew he loved Lucy. But anyways, he had to get Lucy home if she could feel better.
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As Emmet gently swept Lucy off her feet into a bridal carry, (which Lucy always looks forward to when her sweet Emmet tries to act brave) the two couldn't help but smile at each other. Emmet to how beautiful his girlfriend was, and Lucy to both how drunk she was, but how attractive and so kind Emmet was to everyone. He was just so... Perfect.

"Hehehe..." Lucy giggled again, Emmet carefully helping her into the passenger seat of the car, buckling her seatbelt, and he getting ready to drive them home. "You're so-so c-cute, it's no-not even we-weird. Ca-can I k-kiss y-you Emmet?"

While trying to focus on the road, Emmet just couldn't help but smile sweetly at his beloved. Darn it, why was she just so gorgeous? Why had fate handed him the most perfect woman it ever could bless a man with? Meanwhile, Emmet was just... regular old Emmet.

He may have saved the Universe before, but only before he screwed things up and Lucy had to fix it.

Yet... Everyone doesn't seem to hate Emmet for it. It seems they all learned from their past mistakes. Emmet had only tried to make their lives easier and more happy during the Apocalypse, but everyone just seemed to spit in his face for it.

Thankfully, they had come to terms and accepted that Emmet was right for wanting to rebuild the future. To make things better.

As more thoughts of the last few years and many adventures swarmed his head, Emmet realized he and Lucy had finally driven to their Yellow and Blue home, illuminated by the stunning night sky and moonlight.