I'dratherbeplayingguitar has updated her status
"Testing...anyone out there?"
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WhatdoIputhere: I'm here.
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: I meant besides you.
WhatdoIputhere: :(
Hackingisfun: I'm here too.
Myusernameisclassified: Present.
June Darby: Hello.
WhatdoIputhere: Really, mom? You couldn't change your username up a bit?
June Darby: Look who's talking, Mr. 'What do I put here.'
WhatdoIputhere: -_-
<June Darby has changed her username to June_Darby>
June_Darby: Any better?
WhatdoIputhere: By about .10%
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: GUYS! I'm seriously trying to get Facebook to work for the Autobots on Cybertron!
Hackingisfun: Correction: I'M the one trying to get Facebook to work for the Autobots on Cybertron.
WhatdoIputhere: How?
Hackingisfun: Take a guess. -_-
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: Hacking! Duh!
Hackingisfun: Did it work?
<14 users joined the chat>
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: FINALLY! We got Autobots in the chat!
BloodofUnicron: Don't forget the Decepticons.
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: o_o
WhatdoIputhere: Raf? How did Decepticons get accounts?
Hackingisfun: Don't look at me!
DiscipleofPrimus: Okay...let's try to guess everyone's names so we know who's who.
Breakingstuffismything: Er...is that you, Optimus?
DiscipleofPrimus: Yes.
BloodofUnicron: The almighty Prime joined Facebook?
DiscipleofPrimus: Shut up, Megatron.
TheshifftyAutobot: BURN!
Detonatingstuffismything: Calm down, Smokescreen.
TheshiftyAutobot: Wheeljack!
Detonatingstuffismything: Oops. Sorry.
TheshiftyAutobot: What gave me away?
Powerfultwowheeler: The guess that 'shifty' meant the Phase Shifter, and it's your signature.
TheshiftyAutobot: Rrriiigghhtt...
Killthetwowheeler: Long time no see, Arcee.
Powerfultwowheeler: Arachnid?! Get over here so I can snuff your spark!
Killthetwowheeler: Make it hurt. You know I would do the same for you.
Powerfultwowheeler: I'm not you.
DiscipleofPrimus: Okay, BloodofUnicron is Megatron, TheshiftyAutobot is Smokescreen, Detonatingstuffismything is Wheeljack, Powerfultwowheeler is Arcee, Killthetwowheeler is Arachnid, and we also know Hackingisfun is Rafael. Who's left?
Breakingstuffismything: You never guessed me.
DoctorWho: BULKHEAD!! I needed that!!
Breakingstuffismything: ...Needed what?
DoctorWho: The tool you broke earlier today!
Breakingstuffismything: Sorry! But how did you know it was me?
DoctorWho: Call it a hunch.
StingslikeaBee: Really, Ratchet? 'Doctor Who'?
DoctorWho: Miko made me put it.
LordStarscream: And you listened?
DoctorWho: Yes, Starscream. I did.
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: It suits you, Ratchet!
DoctorWho: ...how?
WhatdoIputhere: *facepalm*
Myusernameisclassified: Okay...we now know Breakingstuffismything is Bulkhead, DoctorWho is Ratchet, LordStarscream is...well, Starscream, and Miko and Jack are I'dratherbeplayingguitar and WhatdoIputhere, and June_Darby is...June Darby. If you haven't been identified, say so.
StingslikeaBee: So.
Myusernameisclassified: -_- Seriously, Bumblebee?
StingslikeaBee: Yes, Fowler. Seriously.
SICAutobot: He didn't mean it literally, soldier.
TheshiftyAutobot: Ultra Magnus...you're sick?
StingslikeaBee: *faceservo*
<16 users have liked this comment>
Touchmyfinishandyoudie: Wow.
SICAutobot: No, Smokescreen. Second in command.
TheshiftyAutbot: Hehe I knew that.
Hackingisfun: Wow...anyway...that's all the Autobots. I guess we're guessing Decepticons. Who's left?
ThisisIllogical: Just me, Knockout, and Soundwave.
Touchmyfinishandyoudie: Shockwavvveee... D: Thanks for revealing my Identity!
Slenderwave: Yes. Thank you.
ThisisIllogical: Guessing everybody's name was illogical.
Touchmyfinishandyoudie: Everything to you is illogical.
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: *touches Knockout's finish*
ThisisIllogical: That was illogical.
June_Darby: Miko Nakadai! Do you have a deathwish?
<Touchmyfinishandyoudie has changed his username to MikoNakadaiwillDIE>
MikoNakadaiwillDIE: Soundwave, I need a spacebridge.
Breakingstuffismything: And you're not going to get it.
<MikoNakadaiwillDIE has logged off>
I'dratherbeplayingguitar: Scrap.
<I'dratherbeplayingguitar has logged off>
<Breakingstuffismything has logged off>
WhatdoIputhere: Well...that was interesting.
Detonatingstuffismything: Very.
DiscipleofPrimus: We should probably go before Knockout does find Miko.
<DiscipleofPrimus, June_Darby, StingslikeaBee, DoctorWho, and 11others have logged off>
BloodofUnicron: I really couldn't care less.
<BloodofUnicron has logged off>
~~~
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If Transformers: Prime Discovered Facebook
RandomThis is my spin of the whole 'If Transformers Prime Discovered Facebook' thing. I know @CharTonk and others have done this, so this is another story to the collection.
