One day Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was sitting in his office crying to himself his tears felt like bees stinging his cheeks he's been like this for months. he has been wanting a boyfriend for so long, wanting someone to express his sexual needs to, yes, he does have a wife but she's cheating on him with Vladimir Putin, and he has been too scared to confront her and too embarrassed to use tinder, plus people on tinder would call him a catfish. his friend mike pence is a pimp and could hook him up with some fine babes, but he doesn't know that joe is gay and is also to scared to come out, for joe is a scared kawaii neko babe who is too scared to, and he has been too scared to go outside for a bit but he heard of a good band called cobra starship and he decided to go to a concert of theirs, he has been very excited about it too, it is at 10:00pm and he needs to leave. He has decided to bring his friend Mike Pence. He realized he needed to go get Mike. He jumped up and ran out of the room, "Mike!!!" he yelled running through the hallways. "Yes Joe???" Mike yelled. Joe ran to mike, "Concert!!" Joe yelled; it was all he could get out. "Oh yea." Mike said, grabbing his coat. They ran to their limo getting in, "To New York city!" joe says, as the driver begins to drive.
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They finally get to the concert and are listening to cobra starship; good girls go bad. Joe and Mike were dancing before Joe got a humongous boner and started to twerk his heart out. "Get it Joe!" Mike said, slapping Joe's big juicy ass.
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It was the end of the concert, and Mike grabs Joe's hand and take him backstage. "Where are you taking me?" Joe asked. "you'll see!" Mike says. They finally reach backstage and Joe blushes like an anime girl. "G-g-g-gabe?" Joe says, "I liked your performance tonight!" Joe said it happily. "Hi Mr. Biden." Gabe says, turning around with his hand on his hip. "P-p-please call me Joey- O-OR Joe!!" Joe says cutely. "Ok then, Joey." Gabe smirks. Joe blushes and gets another boner (or joner). Joe tries to cover it. "don't be ashamed Joey~~" Gabe says, walking over to Joe, grabbing his boner. "oh~" Joe says. Mike begins to speak, "back from AFK- what are you doing!?" Mike yells. "Mike!!! I'm sorry!"
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FanfictionJOKE!!!! Joe has been having trouble expressing his needs till he meets a sassy tall boy, named Gabe, Gabe Saporta. Joe immediately falls in love with Gabe after going to a concert of his. will these secy sexy boys find love?
