"Imagine being shrunk to a size where everything and everyone seems like a giant. A size that would make ants seem like they were the same size as you. A size that allows you to ride atop of Ladybugs. A size to make you feel much more... what's the...
(I'm back motherhyuckers, sorry I left y'all hanging for a bit. That creativity juice stopped flowing, but we back now :D)
Elias started to panic, Y/N couldn't blame him. Just a minute or two ago, they'd been taller than grass. But now, they'd been reduced to the size of an ant.
{Elias} "Dude! What the hell are we gonna do!? We're small as an ant, we have no way to get back to our original size, and it'll probably take around a week or 3 for someone to actually send in a missing persons report! Even then, they wouldn't think to check the backyard! If they did decide to check back here, how would we get their attention!? We don't have a flare that's our size!"
{Y/N} "ELIAS! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
Elias snapped his head in Y/N's direction.
{Elias} "CALM. DOWN? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN I'M THE SIZE OF AN A-"
Y/N slapped the shit outta Elias. Elias held his face, rubbing it slightly.
{Elias} "Fuck man.. thanks. I think. I'm just, absolutely terrified right now."
{Y/N} "I am too, but I'm gonna try to keep this slightly less worried attitude on right now. It's gonna get difficult eventually, but we got each other."
Elias's worried face turned into a slight chuckle.
{Elias} "What am I, your boyfriend?"
Y/N shoved Elias a tiny bit.
{Y/N} "Oh go choke on some beef jerky why don't you? You know full well I ain't into guys."
{Elias} "You sure? I can change that real quick. Have you seen how absolutely gorgeous I am?"
Y/N snickered.
{Y/N} "Dude, you're nowhere near my gorgeousness. You're at most a 6 out 10."
{Elias} "A 6? Really? That's good enough for me, seeing as I think I'm a 5."
{Y/N} "Glad I could help with your oh so fragile self-esteem."
Elias rolled his eyes.
{Elias} "For reals though, thanks for helping me calm down."
{Y/N} "No worries dude! That's what friends are for."
Elias nodded slowly, surveying the current surroundings. Y/N did the same. There was only grass, smaller pebbles, dirt, and an ant passing by. Wait, that's an ant. Y/N quickly tapped Elias's shoulder.
{Y/N} "Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,"
{Elias} "What, what, what, what, what? You see something?"
{Y/N} "Yeah! Look!"
The ant had turned it's head towards the two and started approaching them, Elias had turned around only to be met with the sound of the ant's confusion.
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