Quick Cars 1 summary to get memory freshed up what am i doing with my life
(Skip to New page if you already know the main plot) idk if it was even nessecary to do this lmao BUT WHO CARERRRRR
So basically in my words, lightning McQueen starts off racing as a rookie 42 loser I eat losers for breakfast blablab and then chick hick hates him and they have unhealthy competition against each other.
King chick hick and McQueen race but then they have a tie because McQueen put his tongue idk how that is legal. Now it is an official tie and they have to go to dinnoco to frocking race for the final.
Mack the thickest truck goes out to California but he keeps lacking so the SNEXY tuner gang comes out to play 😋😋💦💦💋💋💋❤️ their snexy engines and the beautiful, unbelievable scenery of these hits rods, with DJ with his SNARKY MUSIC GOT DAMNNN AND THE FACT HE ONLY GO A FEW LINE IS UNACCEOTABLE
SNOT ROD WITH HIS FOERY STRONG FIRE ENGINES HES THE FASTES AND KEEPS THE ROAD CLEAN BY HIS SNEEZERS ♿️HABSBXHXHS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WIBGI WITS HOS HUGE ASSS SPPOLER BIG ENPUGJ TO SLAP GHWNEUDBDJD D 👹🔞
and lastly the leader of the gang which is very cool THEY NEEDED MORE SCEEN TIME GOT FAMNSHENDIEHDBDJSBSIXNXJDJDHS
Anyways, they toss big phat Mack around and while lightning the goddamn sucker that didn't stay up with this hoe, pressed an unfortunate button that made him slip out of Mack's internal fucking organs and butthoel and get him stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Poor bozo literally runs stranded but a police car caught lighters lacking (bro ruined the sleepover omfg clumsy wackass) and get tangled and get traveled to kink jail which is a part of radiator sprang) and he ruined the road so in the morning they start to have this trial... 🌚 molester moon
"DOCCY COCCY WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THIS GOFFY AHH LIGHTSKIN STARE MF??"
said someone idk but who care
"He's a dirty holodoggin paddling piece of dog shit m, a race car so gedim outta my sight" said a
hudson hornet 🐝 WHICH WILL BE FREAKING DEAD BEFOR CARS 2 omfg 😪🤯
But that's when someone blue that jubbaj simps over for, a blue UGLY CAR/j sally homogeneous comes thru the door so lightning has his first love immediately but since he's still jerkie, he has intentions to be a playboy and seys "hext sARKSY CAR, WANNA DINMER KACHOOK HACHOOEY MACHOW"
"OUH MY GADDDAMN EYES"
Bla bla skip to other time
but then McQueen did an honourable thing by pushing king to the finish race and then chick hicks gets booed.
In the end basically he learns to not be a playboy and doc Hudson DOESNT FREAKING DIE IN CARS 1 FOR GOODNESS SAKE AND MCQUEEN HAS A WIFE SALLY AND THE CAST OF RADIATER SPRANG HAS MORE SCENES TOO I JUST HAVE NO MOTIVATION NOW SORRY BYE I HOPE MY STORY VERISON WILL BE DECENT
