𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 [ᴛᴏᴋʏᴏ ʀᴇᴠ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ CHAT FIC]

Hospitalized.

Start

Mikey
wheres that one guy on steroids??

Chifuyu
tbh idfk but its 2:08 atm

Rindou
where tf are you Australia?

Sanzu
fr mf is the one steroids

Baji
wow yall dissing BOTH?!

Rindou
not rlly...

Baji
anyway m/n is hospitalized

Mitsuya
does anyone have that one chapstick that makes you feel high?

Mikey
yeah but why

Mitsuya
why is M/n hospitalized???

Baji
he tried to take on south🧍

Taiju
that scallwag taller than me

Draken
SCALLYWAG?💀

Hakkai
Sorry he's chronically online

Takemichi
i wish I could drink.

Inui
what wine you want?

Takemichi
Wine? No i want heavy achohol.

Sanzu
you could have been a wine aunt.

Baji
my auntie funny anyway yea M/n is hospitalized

Mikey
Why though?

Ran
he tried to take on south dumbass

South
mf tried to punch me for not allowing him to get a piggyback ride

Baji
you almost put him six feet under.

South
I said /j

Mitsuya
oh alr

Sanzu
i swear you guys say I should seek help..

Takemichi
you literally threatened a worker AT TACO BELL to give you cheese fries WHICH THEY DONT SELL

Sanzu
ok and? your not u when ur hungry

Smiley
you look like your name is Montgomery stfu

Mikey

Sanzu
thats my dads name bitch

Hakkai

Angry
is your dad american? Becuase I see where you get your love for weapons

Sanzu
KOKO LITERALLY HAS AN GUN COLLECTION?!

Koko
You'd be Surprised how many time people have tried to rob me.

Inui
wheres m/ns hospital?? i can pay their hospital bills.

Angry
actually yeah where is m/n? i can atleast send them a 'get better' note.

Mitsuya
can i draw a dick on it

Angry
no i'll break your spine thats built like a caterpillar

Koko
yeah Mitsuya do I need to get you a chiropractor?

Mitsuya
No?..

Hakkai
i've seen how you sleep and yeah he does...

Mitsuya
you all suck..

Inui
and? i'm watching  the boy rn?

Baji
shut your gay ass up rq.

Inui
is it bc i wore heels?

Draken
a good portion of you all are fruity

Baji
is it bc he wore heels?

Inui
:sigh: homophones..

Taiju
g@y phones?

Hakkai
🏳️‍🌈

Taiju
😨

M/n
why is everyone getting the talk abt sexuality

Baji
hey

M/n
dawg angry got here a few minutes ago and fell asleep in the chair next to me.

Mikey
lucky you boo?

M/n
he cute but whatevs

Smiley
stop crushing on my brither

M/n
you want me to say hes ugly?

Smiley
im gonna hospitalize your ass again.

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