Hightide: This should be fun
Hightide: Hey kid
Fuego: Ya
(Warning: Horny joke ahead)
HIghtide: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
Fuego: Idk
Hightide: For fingering a minor.
Fuego: I don't get it?
Hightide: Tell ur fathers that joke and if they ask who told u say I did
Fuego: ok?
*With Heatwave*
Fuego: Dad I have a joke Hightide told me
Heatwave: Ok what is it?
Fuego: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
Heatwave: For breaking the strings on the guitar?
Fuego: No, for fingering a minor
Heatwave: HIGHTIDE!!!!
Hightide: What red? *trying not to laugh*
Heatwave: Why did you tell Fuego that joke!?!?!?!
Hightide: What's wrong with that? *Laughing*
Heatwave: He is 10!!
Hightide: And? I told Quickshadow that joke when she was 6
Heatwave: How did you not get killed by Primus?!
Hightide: IDK now, BYE!!!!
*WIth Chase*
Hightide: Chase
Chase: Yes
Hightide: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
Chase: Lets me toast you
HIghtide: *laughing* No, I want you inside me but, that's also a good answer
Chase: *realized the joke was about*
HIghtide: Bye!
*WIth Blurr*
Blurr: *Racing*
Hightide: Speedy
Blurr: What?
Hightide: What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Blurr: *Laughing cuz he's having a dirty mind*
Hightide: gum
Blurr: Oh? I thought I was something else
Hightide: and u suck at racing, Lass is better than you
Blurr: HEY!!!!!!!!!!
*WIth Blouder*
Hightide: *steal his paint buckets*
Blouder: Where did my paint buckets go?
Hightide: hehe
*With Blade*
Blade: *checking his followers*
Hightide: Your followers don't like you
Blade: THEY DO!!!!
Hightide: They think your trash *runs away*
Salvage: *Making instruments*
Hightide: *breaks one of his instruments*
Salvage: Hey! I work hard on that
Hightide: Sorry, not sorry
*Later on*
Hightide: Now Lass is the last one and I'm going to regret it what I'm about to do
*With Quickshadow*
Quickshadow: *Asleep*
Hightide: *puts a real snake around her* now we wait
*3 hours later*
Quickshadow: *wakes ups*
Snake: Hissssss
Quickshadow: *Frozen in place*
Blurr: Hey Quickshado- WHAT THE FRAG!!! WHY IS THERE A SNAKE HERE
Blurr: HEATWAVE!!! HELP THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY ROOM
Heatwave: What do you m- What the frag??!!? Blouder!!!
Blouder: Yes?
Heatwave: There's a Giant snake here
Blouder: How did a snake get into the academy?
Blurr: We don't know
Snake: *Angry*
Blouder: Hello snake
Snake: Hisssss
Blouder: *Picks up the snake and takes him to Griffen Rock*
Blurr: Quickshadow you good
Quickshadow: *don't answer*
Heatwave: I'm guessing that's a no
Blurr: Now, who brought the snake here?
Heatwave: Idk
*WIth Hightide*
Hightide: Yup I regret this
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Hightide: I'm 50
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