Poles Apart

Meet Manik

(Bahut sare log jama huye hote hai joh ladka aur ladki ko jagda karte huye dekh rahe the )

Girl:phele ladkiyon ko izzat dena sikho

Boy: agar nahi dunga toh

Girl:iss jaipur ke mithi se phali badi hu mujhe tum jaise Amir baap ki bigdi aulaad ko acche se sidha karna aata hai

Boy: Shut up

Girl: you shut up

(2 hours before)

(Shano park ke pass sabji karid rahi hoti hai tab ek BMW car park ke pass rukhti hai aur usse ek handsome ladka bahar aata hai aur uske saath uske 2 bodyguard hote hai woh aur uska bodyguard park ke andar jaate hai aur shano car ko pagalo ki tarah dekh kar park ke andar jati hai woh exercise kar raha hota hai tab shano uske pass bhagke jaati hai but body guard usse rokhte hai)

Bodyguard :oh Madam ji rukho

Shano :are mujhe unke pass jaane do

Bodyguard:aap aise nahi ja sakti

Boy:hey chodo unne ha boliye kya hua

Shano:hero ki tarah itne style se woh car se aap utare na woh aapka khud ka hai kya

Boy: Yes kyu

Shano:aapki shadi huyi hai kya

(Aise sunkar woh ladka jaane lagta hai tab shano usse rokh kar)

Shano:are maine aapka shadi hua hai kya puchi

Boy:yeh sab aapko kyu sidha jao yaha se subha subha mental ka chera dekhna padh raha hai

(Aur woh jaane lagta hai)

Shano:are mental nahi beta sentimental hello hello rukho beta

(Tab woh ladka piche mudh ke dekhta hai)

Shano: mere damad hoge kya

Boy: kya

Shano: mere damad hoge kya

Boy:iska matlab

Shano: matlab meri beti se shadi karoge kya

(Ladka shano ko woh mental hai bolke ishara karke gusse se chala jata hai)

Shano:are hello hello

Bodyguard:oh Madam ji jao yaha se

Shano:ha ha main ja rahi hu chodo mujhe

(Aur woh ladka aur uske bodyguard waha se chale jate hai shano gusse se waha se jaane lagti hai tab wah uske sab neighbours yoga kar rahe hote hai joh shano ko uss ladke se shadi ki baat karte huye dekh rahe the usme se ek lady jor se bolti hai)

Lady 1:ek insaan jhopdi main rahe kar mahalo ke sapne dekh raha tha aur uska sapna kabhi sach nahi hua waise hi hamari shano hai na woh bhi apne baccho ko ameer ghar main shadi karane ki sapne dekh rahi hai sahi kaha na ji

(Aur sab hasne lagte hai aur shano unke paas jati hai)

Shano:tum sab mujhe dekh ke has kar majak udha rahe ho kya dekhte jao jald se jald accha rishta dundkar mere baccho ka main shadi karungi tab main tum sab ka muh band karungi

Lady 2:shano tum apne 3 ladkiyon ko ladke dund ke shadi kara ke hamara muh band karane tak toh tumara khud ka muh band hojayega isliye main tumhe 1 Accha solution deti hu sunoge kya