Lalalalala

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So get this... there's two dudes... one named Nolan (very cool and high rizz) and Kirby (low rizz). They need to work with balls every Sunday but this time round they'll be the ones on top (of the Pinball leaderboard). So they go to the arcade, but get this, these buff African-American men forbid them from entering due to the fact that they sense Nolan (very cool and high rizz) will steal their girls. Nolan persuades them by rolling a nat 20 for charisma on the spot and saying "Don't worry, I've got Kirby, Sixth Prince of Nopussycatsville and Lowrizzia. He will prevent me from stealing yo girl." The big buff African-American men fall to their knees and evaporate as the two pinballers walk into the arcade.

DADA DUNNNNNNN (epic sountrack)

The two play pinball for hours, thrusting so many balls deep into the machine. It becomes clear who is dominating, Nolan. Kirby, in a fit of submissive rage, pisses himself and falls to the ground, unable to comprehend any sort of physics that would keep him standing. Nolan smirks a smirk of smuggity and high rizz as he walks away (explosions in background).


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