App Story

Chapter One - Discord

Heyo. Me. Discord. The app a lot of people use for chatting. I'm here to tell you a story. A story about apps. Let's just jump right in, shall we?
I woke up to my alarm. 6 AM. Another day. I got up with a sigh and did my usual morning things. Shower, get dressed. I like to wear, surprise surprise, blue clothes. A black shirt, a light blue sweater, light blue jeans, along with black headphones with red highlights around my neck, and blue sneakers with white socks. Then I plopped down on my bed, prompting my boyfriend to get up.
"Mrmph," he mumbled. "Why do you have to get up so early in the morning again?"
"Because I'm one of the leading Apps around here. You are too. You should get up."
"Fine, fine." He murmured back at me, and rubbed his green eyes.
"Get up, take a shower, let's go, boy." I said to him, and shook his arm a little bit.
"Alright, alright!" He mumble-yelled at me, and got up. He got into the shower, and while I waited for him, I had breakfast. Simple food. Cheerios with milk. Right as I finished up the bowl, he finished putting his clothes on. Black shirt with a green jacket, black skirt with green stripes, and soft green sneakers with black socks that stop right above his knees. I'm sure you can guess it by now. My boyfriend's Spotify. He has the greenest eyes, and-
No. I'm not going off on his looks. Story. Right.
Once I put my dishes in the sink and sat down on my bed, he plopped down in my lap and wrapped his arms around my neck.
"Umph-" I exclaimed. "Do you have to put all your weight on me at once as soon as I sit down?"
"Yes I do!" He exclaimed. "It's fun to sit in your lap, and it's soft here!"
"Fine, you can stay." I sighed. "Just-"
"Nope!" He exclaimed, and got up. "I'm starving, so I'm gonna have one of the danishes I bought yesterday!" He kissed me, then he walked into the kitchen and opened the box he brought home yesterday afternoon.
"Figures," I sighed, and got up to walk out of our room and into the hallway. It was a mess as usual, things strewn about and the walls a mess of random paint. Well, it looks random at first. It's just painted so that it matches the style of the person behind that door. Mine is blue, white, green, and black for me and my boyfriend. YouTube's is just white and red because he's single, no surprise there. Instagram's is-
Nevermind that. I'm getting off topic. I sighed and walked into the common area, where Twitter was sat on the couch, watching cartoons.
"I say this every day. That TV is gonna rot your brain." I said, and sat down in my armchair to read the book I've been reading.
"I know, I know, but these cartoons are just too good!" She exclaimed, and laughed at Bugs Bunny once again tricking Elmer Fudd. I just sighed and went to reading my book.
After a few blissful but boring minutes of nothing but reading my book, Spotify once again sat down in my lap with an "Ooo"
"You watchin' cartoons again, Twitty! You know Discord doesn't like it." He pouted at her.
Twitter simply stuck her tongue out and made a silly face. "Nyeh nyeh nyeh! What're you gonna do about it?"
"I'll show you what I'll do about it!" Spotify said with an attempted lunge, but I grabbed his shirt.
"Not this early in the morning, it's only seven thirty." I pleaded.
"Aww, you're no fun!" Spotify said with a light bap on the head.
Just then, Pinterest decided to come out of her room with a yawned "Hello" and a walk to the kitchen that we all share to get some coffee. Speaking of coffee, I haven't had any. I closed my book and lightly pushed Spotify off of my legs, then got up and followed Pinterest to the kitchen. After she got done making her own cup, I made another one for myself. I then walked back to my armchair and sat down, prompting Spotify to once again sit down in my lap. Gee, he really wants to sit in my lap today, I thought to myself. I shrugged it off and went back to my book, taking occasional sips of coffee. Suddenly, whoa whoa whoa. Spotify's doing something... A gentle lap dance? With Twitter right there?! Even if it's not very noticeable, there's someone right there! I swear, this boy... I set my book down and went to nothing but taking sips of coffee with slightly shaky hands while watching a bit of TV, hoping that Twitter wouldn't get bored like she does sometimes and look around for something to do, and see what Spotify was doing.
"Fuck..." I whispered to him. "Why do you have to do this to me at the worst times..? And why so early..?"
"Don'tcha know? It's a great way to start the day~" he whispered back at me, starting to go a bit faster. Jesus, why can't he just do this in the bedroom? Suddenly, my worst nightmare came true and Twitter got bored and looked around. Luckily, Spotify stopped faster than any living being should be able to, making Twitter see nothing suspicious.
"Hey Greeny, wanna share those danishes you got yesterday?" Twitter asked.
"No way man! That box was like 15 bucks! It's all for me!" Spotify replied in a victorious tone of voice.
That prompted Twitter to jump up and run into the hallway, presumably going after my room, and Spotify chased after her. Finally, peace. I can just read my book. But just as I opened up the book to where I had marked it, Instagram practically materialized in front of me while I heard a shriek from Twitter and I jumped out of my chair to face Instagram.
"What the hell's going on in there?!" I asked her.
She took a few moments to catch her breath and said, "YouTube got out."

hehehe, i'm leaving this one on a cliffhanger. when will you get the next one? not even i know! just enjoy what you have for now, and i'll see you in the next chapter of this story, or in the next chapter of another...
in the double meantime, take this!