❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞
━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am.
[ al-haith...
Talking to Nilou and then doing my assignments really drained my energy.
Y/N:
i don't know buddy someone said you were avoiding your phone like some plague
Me:
Let's say, hypothetically, a boy with ivory hair and red eyes is found deceased.
Y/N:
CYNO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Me:
Oh, he definitely did.
You know what? It all makes perfect sense now.
He's been saying weird things all evening.
For instance, "Aren't you looking rather cute?", "I should text Y/N through my phone, she's very cute.Don't you agree?" and I think I can mention a few more.
Y/N:
he said i'm very cute???
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Me:
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Is this all that you gather from this?
Y/N:
me pulling the baddest bitches left and right without even trying
Me:
Silence.
His fate has been decided.
So the only 'baddest bitch' you think you have managed to pull is going to be removed from Earth.
