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A symphony of unbearably high-pitched murmurs echoed in Dave's dream. It slowly got louder as he slipped out of her subconscious, until an equally unbearable sting filled her ears.

But then, the sting stopped.

Oh.. it's just minions!

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Looks like Dave woken up to a herd of minions crowded all over her bed. All of them talking amongst themselves in their own silly minion language; probably about her or something. Some minions closest to her stared at her with huge, beady eyes — her cat would do that every morning. 'D'aww.

pleasant memories formed in her mind of that cat, how it would purr every time she so much as touched its soft, silky fur. She loved that cat like a daughter — but soon then, the memories soured as she remembered the second half of the story.

The cat was run over by Muko's life-sized Hotwheels Monstertruck whilst on a trip to the southern side of Brazil — to see if Toby Fox was in fact, a sentient white dog.

      "...Least he paid me good money after that.' she sighed to herself, doing her damn hardest to not delve too deep into it.

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After that bittersweet memory trip, the woman focused her attention back to the minions. Now all of them stared intently at her, with those same beady eyes. It was probably one of the literally most adorable things she could possibly wake up to, and the FUCKING creepiest simultaneously.

Suddenly, a crimson mist swallowed the bedroom — only amplifying the general creepiness of it all.

The dark figure then solidified, revealing the…….  wait..

                              "Expunged? Is that you I'm seeing??"

The chaos god froze in flabbergastment, dropping a felicia she picked straight out of Dave's front-yard.

                              "You certainly do look.. DIFFERENT! But like y'know not in a. bad way like in a.. Youlookcoollike, in a y'know COOL way! Yep!"

                                               "..yeay,,h."

Expunged bottled up its teeming excitement with the world's least convincing poker face. 'Hell no not in-front of the kids."

   "That's just what happens when you... Discover a shit ton about yourself.."

                                                "..so uh-"

Expunged crouched down, trying to find the fallen daisy. Due to the mist and general darkness of the night, she couldn't get a grasp — so she decided to stop beating around the bush and finally fucking confess to the shorter woman. 'Should've never listened to Bandu's shitty advice…'

                              With a deep breath, she asked out Dave.

                                    "So yeah you wanna date???"

                 "Honestly yeah! Always was down to date my own clone."

The taller woman's face lit up with the rarest emotion she has felt right until now: joy. She wanted to run 3 laps around the world, telling everyone about the overwhelmingly saccharine feeling it was experiencing — and how wonderful their new partner is. Expunged rapidly flapped their hands and pulled Dave into a bear hug.

"OH YEAH DAVE. Almost forgot, I HAVE LIKE TWO OTHER PARTNERS. You okay with that??"

"I'm queer plantonic partners with bambi, and me and Muko and I are married so yep!! No problem there!!!!!"

                                 The two high-fived each other.

                                

                                 "HELL YEAH POLYAMORY!!!"

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