Spartans book of Cerebros, Red Alert and Fort Max.

Number 2

Suspect I've broken or damaged a rib, and have now been hit by a wave of nausea. I'm having fun in the medical bay.

I changed Maxes voice claim from Angeal to Captain Price because idk man i feel like he's the kind of robot to thrive with a Liverpudlian accent - A heavy Mancunian accent haver

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Red: Fortre-
Fort max: I just had my lips on yours five minutes ago, please don't call me 'Fortress Maximus' again.

Cerebros: DUMBASS
Fort Max: ASSHOLE
Cerebros: BITCH
Fort Max: JERK
Cerebros: YOU KNOW WHAT
Fort Max: WHAT
Cerebros: I REALLY WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT LOOKS SUPER SOFT
Fort Max: OH, YEAH?
Cerebros: YEAH
Fort Max: WELL I THINK THAT YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES AND SOMETIMES I CANT STOP STARING AT THEM
Cerebros: OH, YEAH?
Fort Max: YEAH
Cerebros: WELL THATS MIGHTY RICH COMING FROM  THE GUY WITH ROSE COLOURED EYES THAT ARE SO BIG AND INNOCENT LOOKING THAT EVERY TIME YOU BLINK A KITTEN IS BORN
Fort Max: SAYS THE GUY WITH THE LIPS OF AN ANGEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! YOUR LIPS ARE SO SOFT AND NICE THAT YOU COULD PROBABLY CURE SOMEONE OF ALL ILLS SIMPLY BY KISSING THEM
Cerebros: OH, YEAH?
Fort Max: YEAH
Cerebros: YOU FEELING SICK, MAXIMUS?
Fort Max: MAYBE
Cerebros: YOU WANT A KISS, MAXIMUS?
Fort Max: MAYBE
More or less the entire cast of LL: ...

Probably Jetfire: woah, Fortress Maximus is so scary, I wonder what he's thinking about.
Fort max, daydreaming about his boyfriends: and then I'm going to hug them
(Violently)! And cuddle them
(Aggressively)! And kiss them
(Destructively)! All over their cute faces

Fort Max: you know what? Fuck this. I deserve nice things
Fort max: *heaves Red Alert, a nice thing, over his shoulder*
Fort max: I'm taking this as emotional compensation

Fort max: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Red: wow, they sound stupid.
Fort max: But they're not. They're really smart, just dense.
Red: maybe you need to be more obvious, like, I don't know.. "hey! I love you!"
Fort max: I guess your right. Hey Red, I love you.
Red: see? Just say that!
Fort max: holy shit.
Red: if that flies over their head, then I'm sorry Max, but they're too dumb for you.
Fort max: Red .

Prowl: I'm bored, let's play a game.
Fort max: sure. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Prowl: it's me.
Fort max: it's always you.

Cerebros, to Fort Max: wow, left handed AND British?! You really are an illusion.

Cerebros: are you nervous?
Red: yes
Cerebros: is this your first time?
Red: no, I've been nervous lots of times.

Cerebros: don't blow it.
Prowl: I never blow jobs without a please first.
The entire trio:
Prowl: that joke killed with the constructicons. There's something wrong with you.

Overlord: I have your boyfriend
Red: we don't have a boyfriend
Overlord: then who just asked me for warm chocolate milk and made me cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Fort Max: omg you have Cerebros

THUD in the other room
Red: Max, what was that?
Fort Max: what?
Red: there was a loud thud coming from where you are
Fort Max: oh, my tracks fell off
Red: that sounded a lot heavier than just tank tracks
Fort Max: they were on me when they fell

Red: why did you give Cere a knife?
Fort Max: he felt unsafe and refuses guns
Red: well now I feel unsafe
Fort Max: sorry
Fort Max: would you like a knife?

Cerebros: *sneaks back into Maxes room at 2am after going to the kitchen to eat brownies again*
Fort max: *turns in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Cerebros: I was.. uhh.. with Red!
Red alert: *also turns in swivel chair* care to- *keeps spinning* Max- I can't stop the chair-

A large portion of transformers fans: gay robots in space don't exist stop being delusional
The other large portion of fans, including the writers and artists and stuff: that's gay, they're gay, they're gay too, oh and that's gay. Gay gay gay gay gay.

Puts this here because I don't take backlash well