Hello there, new reader's, my name is <insert creative name here> and I'm going to teach you how to be a 'man'.
"But, <author's name>, how can I be a man? I'm a 13 year old girl who hates penis, a proud feminist, and have an utter distain for the opposite sex for things that have happened before I was born."
Well, confusing child that I somehow have been able to convince to read this terrible 'book', I'm not talking about becoming a man, I'm talking about being a 'man'.
YOU ARE READING
How to be a 'man'
HumorHello, and welcome, to my first story. In here I will write such things like: "where'd my dignity go?", "honey, did you steal my penis again?", and everyone's favourite, "my sister's uncle is actually the brother of my father?"
