Greasy's pov
March 24 2015
Dear diary, my plans are working.
I am going to officially steal Zayn.
I wish I was greasier then I am...maybe then I could fit into my pants.
When my mom called me down for dinner tonight she made my favorite things, everything, even after dinner I was still hungry. So I went to the local Walmart and ate everything. Yet I am still hungry but I don't care anymore.
Maybe I should go to McDonald's and buy 50 mcdoubles and rub the grease on me then eat them. I will in fact do that right now. Thank you for always listening to me diary. Love, Greasy Taco.
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Books pov
I never actually read the stuff he writes. He's a boy band breaker idc about him. I wish his tic tac dik and him would sell me or recycle me. Hell, I would rather be burned then stay here any longer. I can feel the house shaking now so he must be in the driveway I have to go. Plz send help.
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