akatsuki oneshots ;]

hidan x fem reader

ok let see how this goes i do love hidan everyone enjoy this shitty writing,love every last one of yall

your pov 

i was walking in the woods yknow MINDING MY OWN SHIT when a shirtless guy popped out the bushes

'what is happening'i thought 

then noticed the scythe one his back-oOoOoOoO shiiiiii well this could be bad,he then starts talking

"would you like to fucking follow the almighty jashin"he said with a cocky smirk

"no,thank you for the offer"i said then tried to go around him

he stopped me by grabbing me,then started dragging me to the woods,i wasnt exactly resisting i mean i kinda didnt care, he stopped threw me down like a sack of potatoes and start muttering sum with his hands put together,he then attempted to stab me,i rolled away sure i wasnt a perfect ninja but i could keep my self alive

"BITCH GET BACK HERE YOUR ABOUT TO GET SACRIFICED"he said while coming after me 

i threw a kunai it went straight through his heart...he didnt die???

"what the fuck"i say confused

he then tackled me,hands above my head straddling me.

"damn your even hotter up close"he said seductivly

i just blinked,some of his blood dripped on my face

"ehhwhhwhwhhwww"i said trying to rub it off with my arm

"PREPARE TO DIE OH JASHINS GOING TO LOVE YOU"he cackled trying to grab his scythe

'this is why i dont leave my house'i thought

the man stopped and looking like a deer in head lights,he stayed like that for a few minutes then looked at me with a overjoyed expression

"JASHIN WANTS YOU ALIVE AND HE WANTS ME TO TRAIN YOU IN THE WAYS OF JASHIN"he said a little to excited

"ok but please stop yelling"i said truth be told i have nothing better to do so why not

"NEVER BITCH"he said kinda irritaded

jashin pov

"i ship it T-T"

sorry this kind of short i had this idea and decided to go with it