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Naen: *falls through the floor of their shop*
Solgon: Hey Naen.
Naen: Hey Solgon.
Both: ...
Naen: That hurt.

Arrolin: *sleeping on a mattress*
Ixol & Ulipse: *holding the mattress above their heads*
Signol (w/ a microphone): *whispering* On the count of three, k? 1, 2, 3!
Ixol & Ulipse: Shaking the matress like a fking maraca
Signol: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!!
Arrolin: TF I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE A NAP

Celesteal: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE, HAAAAAA!!!
SS2: *casually does the entire fight hitless*

Ixol: *holding the 2nd SS* GIMME UR FUCKING MONEY. *absolutely yeets the SS*
Signol, watching Law & Order: DUN DUN

Compale: Happy Christmas!
Ixol: It's November.
Compale: Happy Crimis!
Ixol: IT'S NOVEMBER.
Compale: Merry Crisis!
IXOL: IT'S FUCKING NOVEMBER!!
Compale: Merry Crystler! (Prob spelled wrong uwu)
Ixol: I S W E A R T O F U C K I N G G O D

Anshine: *trying to take a selfie with Strato on a calculator*
Ploque: What the fuck ;-;

Anshine: (before Celesteal fight) I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH STRATOSFEAR YESTERDAY.
SS2: Anshine, i-it's not what you think-
Anshine: *holding a gun* I WON'T HESITATE BEOTCH.

Ploque: *unwrapping presents* It's an avocado... thanks...
Compale: Of course! Anything for a friend!
Ixol: What the fuck is wrong with you

Signol: Country Boiiiiiii, I luv youuuuuuuuuaaaaaaa~
Ixol: LMFAO
Mino: *recording Signol* Who's limfao?

Signol: A potato flew around the Sky Emporium, before you came~
*potato flying around at mach 5*
Everyone: AHHHH HOLY SHIT WTF

Signol: 2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay~
Ixol: You saying that made it gay.

Mino, in the bathroom mirror: *robotic inhale* Hi, welcome to Chili's.

Shallare: Back at it again at the Cavern Club.
Shallare: *triple handstand back-frontfilps into a ceiling light*

Ixol: CYALM.
Cyalm: *holding a crossiant* Stahpp, you almost made me drop my crossiant. :'(

SS2: *getting chased by 2469 fish* FUCK SHIT IXOL WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY HOSTILE THING IN YOUR WORLD!?!?
Ixol: Look at all those chickens. :)

Shallare: Naen has a new thing called, *dying from laughter* F-Free Shavacado XD
Naen: It's Fresh Avocado. :(

Cyalm, making tea: And then add 2 shots, of vodka... *dumps half the bottle in the pot*

SS2: *rolling past in a marble* And they were roommates UwU
Mino: Oh my god, they were roomates.

Cyalm: Hey Stratosfear, do you want some tea?
Strato: *takes the cup* This bitch empty! *sees SS2* YEET.

Anshine: *sees SS2 with a star* SS, IS THAT A WEED!?
SS2: No, this is a star-
Anshine: IM CALLING THE POLICE. *dials 911 on Mino*
Mino: 911, what's your emergency?
SS2: How the fuck?

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 26, 2022 ⏰

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