Random Randumbness (Reader x Inanimate Objects)

I think it's...love?

You wake up in the morning.... (feeling like P Diddy)

~Le time skip brought to you by flying pancakes~

After getting dressed in your favorite outfit(A/N: Anything you want to wear, even a stripper outfit), you headed down the stair case, using your (F/C) (Jet pack/Unicycle/or Unicorn).

-Your POV-

Heading to the kitchen, feeling a bit pekish, I decided to make my favorite prize winning turduckin. Opening the door to my fridge, I observed the contents inside, a rotten fish, a molding hamburger, an old carton of milk, lemonade, and some slices of really green avocados, and moldy cheese.

Even though people think my turduckin sounds like it contains actual meat, it is really made out of a mixture of anything I could find in the fridge.

I mean seriously who would take that long to make a nice appetizing meal, ain't nobody got time for that, but then again... I dont really have something I could call a life... and I'm really lazy so.... Yeah.

Anyway back to my Turduckin.

(Warning: Crazy Shit Happens beyond this point)

Grabbing the rotten fish, I admired its sexy scales, my eyes penetrate through the fish causing a hole that went right through it and then lasers started to shoot out of my (E/C) eyes.

OH WHAT POWER!! At that moment I decided to go on a rampage through the city cause I didn't have any food.

Grabbing the rotten fish, I ran out the kitchen and through the front door. I then walked over to my neighbors house ran inside and smacked him right in the face, like a BOSS. But then... right there... in the middle of the living room. I saw a pitch black IKEA chair.

Oh how beautiful!! How glorious it was!! It almost destroyed my irises just staring at it.

Walking up to the chair I caressed the strong sturdy thick shiny black....handles.

Suddenly I heard a deep deep DEEP voice inside my head.

Why hello (Y/N) .

"W-who are you.."I said, looking around the room for the direction of the voice.

I'm that sexy beast from your dreams. The voice in my head said.

"Are you reall-"

Nah I'm just that chair your touching.

The voice said cutting me off.

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We decided to end it here, because uhh yeah. That P diddy part was added by ilovenatsu123(Ana) for no reason xD but it was funny so we decided to keep it. Well... that and also the fact that she would attack me when I tried to erase it -.-

We also got some help from some of our close friends, there were a bunch of laughs in the process of making this, and there were some things that we didn't include in this section but well that doesn't matter. Hopefully you guys liked it, even if you didn't, we had lots of fun writing together so were gonna keep on going. Kay Bye!

~Amy and Ana