Gab: Holy fuck, I need more! Where is it? Where is it?!
Sagaci: The fuck are you doing?
Gab: I need more.
Sagaci: More what?
Gab: We didn't have any coffee this morning, so I drank this weird soda I found instead.
Sagaci: What weird soda?
Gab: This! *Holds up a can of Monster*
Sagaci: ...Gab, this is an energy drink.
Gab: I. Need. More.
Sagaci: How many of these did you have?
Gab: 17.
Sagaci: 17?! Gab, you know one can of this shit has 300 grams of caffeine in it, right?
Gab: They were berry flavoured!
Sagaci: I think you're done.
Gab: NO!
Sagaci: Go sit on the couch and try to calm down.
Gab: I need more.
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