ight this shits called a headcanon
IF THE WOMEN OF OVERWATCH WERE NORMAL PEOPLE IN NORNMAL LIVES in whatever order i feel like :)
Moira:
Majors in nursing
Definitely gets caught looking at your veins a lot
wants to pricky pricky
"Sublime! It's so easy to locate your veins, may I?"
"AW FUCK NO!"
Has a texture problem with food and prefers pure liquid
Is not a physical touch person but a quality conversationist
Demands your time and attention a lot
Likes backrubs!
Never seen out of her scrubs
Widowmaker/Amelie but let's pretend shes single lol and didnt ever marry
Idfk why but I feel like she'd be a psychology professor it's like that trope where the person with the personality you least expect would be in the spot of something or something i doin't think my sentence made any fucking sense
Went from being an avid coffee enjoyer --> nic fiend
favorite flavor is cherry
Her black hair is often neatly tucked behind her hair or for more formal events, gel'd up and slicked into a high pony tail
Nipple piercing and has a full sleeve tat
Scared of bugs but finds spiders tiny bit intriguing
Did ballet when she was younger and still has her pointe shoes at home, claims she doesn't have much specialization time for hobbies anymore
DVA/Hana:
She plays league. cmon
Challenger 1100+ LP but does not want to join any team and refuses to be scouted
She runs a fried chicken shop with her good old friend and lowkey uncle, Jack Morrison
Probably mains jungle and adc but versatile at every role
has a habit of sniffing things, streams on twitch
strange obsession with bunnies
Mercy/Angela:
ER nurse and doctor. Fuk it, why not both?
In and out of the hospital
Big blocky rectangular glasses
Is the family doctor of the Shimadas
Completely oblivious to Genji despite harboring some sort of platonic affection and respect toward him
Really likes swiss chocolate
Sensitive to smells
Does not care for mushrooms
She has a high ponytail despite having mid length hair, there's usually a pencil sticking somewhere too
When she does have time to relax, she goes over to Pharah's to bake some shit with her and Ana
Pharah:
Gymrat, extremely proud of her benching max
Gym buddy is Zarya but she's been trying to get Mercy to go too
Loves sweets but sucks ass at cooking
im so tirwd i will finish this when i felel olole it
