"I'm gonna throw your stuff onto the road" Eli rolls his eyes.
"Uh, how about don't do that. I'll get fined" Ted suggests.
Me and Eli put our stuff in the back, I get in the passenger seat and Eli hops in the back.
Ted begins to drive to the hotel that me and Eli are gonna be staying in.
Schlatt was right on warning me, there was a hole on the floor in front of the passenger seat- as much as Ted says there isn't.
"Are you gonna be at Twitchcon?" I ask Ted.
"Yeah" He yawns.
"Oh yeah, how was that trip around America? Did you have fun at every rainforest Cafe?" I laugh.
"...yes." He sounded unsure of himself making me laugh harder. "Eddy is a fun guy"
"You still seem pretty tired though"
"Because I am, I was on so many planes"
"Okay well Twitchcon waits for no man"
Schlatt!
"Here take my phone" Min passes her phone to Phil. She had just told me she was going on the stupid squishmello claw machine thing.
"Who are you on call with?" He asks her.
"J- Schlatt" I hear her faint voice tell Phil and Kirsten.
"Oh- hey mate" Phil looks down at the phone, Kirsten holding another phone and waving at me.
"Hey Phil" I nod. "And Kirsten"
"What are you doing? Did you not want to come to Twitchcon?" Kirsten asks.
"To many people, Min doesn't even like it but she wanted to hang out with you guys." I shake my head. "I'm just watching Ted's new rainforest Cafe video" I flip the camera to show them before flipping it back.
"Alright, oh Jaz is back" Phil passes the phone back to Min.
"J, look I got a goat!" Min shows me the goat plushie, I smile. "I also got a cake one, but it has a candle on the top"
"Min, I'm loving the theme here but my channel mascot is a ram- Rammy The Ram?" I chuckle.
"Wasn't it a goat before-?"
"Nope, always a ram"
"Okay whatever, same thing." She rolls her eyes. "I'm gonna go find Wilbur, bye you two"
"Yep! Bye!"
She starts walking away. "Rams and goats both have horns" she smiles.
"That doesn't mean their the same thing" I roll my eyes.
"Wait- Wilbur will tell me" she starts walking faster. "Wilbur"
"Yeah?" He asks, she stands next to him and they both look down at the phone.
"J says rams and goats aren't the same thing" she tells him.
"Well...are they?" He asks.
I start laughing as Min slaps herself in the face. "He says they aren't but I think they are! What do you think?"
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wowie . jschlatt
Fanfictionwowie am I right? ~Internet and real life!~ Ⓒ Sandyfroglegs 2022 [COMPLETED] #1 Ranks: #1 in Ted - 11/20/22 #1 in Lunchclub - 11/20/22 #1 in Schlatt - 12/3/22
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