Small talk, he drives
Coffee at midnight
The light reflects the chain on your neck
He says, "Look up"
And your shoulders brush
No proof, one touch, but you felt enough
or
"Honestly I think you should be...
June you don't get to come in here and shame me for one of my many talents mf my bf will beat you up i'm sure he can take you and your old man bones
Alex 🐡 still not your bf but because I know you're talking about me I can confirm that I can 1000% kick his british ass
June BRITISH ??????
Alex 🐡 yes 🤢
June hey george can u introduce me to andrew garfield <3
George why would I even consider doing that
June because it would be the nice thing to do duh omg it could be my birthday present
George i'm just not convinced it's your actually birthday today lying isn't cute
June I didn't say it was my birthday today I said it could just be my birthday present 🙄
Alex 🐡 he's a cheap bastard june he won't get you anything I barely even got a text back on my birthday </3
George it's true he also paid me $5 to tweet about him
June oh wow I don't actually remember asking but i'm sure ur 5 twitter followers really loved that birthday tweet 😐
Alex 🐡 5 was very generous of you june
June i'm just a nice and sweet and pretty person like that 🥰
George barf this is exhausting do u want the answer to that super easy and embarrassingly simple problem or not
June are you asking me 🤨
Alex 🐡 who tf else would he be talking to dumbass
June HEY I was just checking :( anyways I already failed that test yesterday so I don't actually need the answer anymore 🫡
Alex 🐡 oh my god WHYD YOU TELL ME YOU WANTED THE ANSWER THEN MF
June bc this was a special occasion!! you messaged me first <3 and I wanted to meet my new friend but he turned out to be a stinky tea drinking jerk no offense
George i'm actually incredibly offended and i'm going to be pressing charges for this uncalled for slander
June jokes on you I have a GREAT lawyer who will literally kick ur ass and destroy you emotionally
Alex 🐡 ... are you talking about me
June no wtf talking about my hot lawyer bf
Alex 🐡 who's that
June u obviously
George sigh
Alex 🐡 hey June?
June yes 🥰
Alex 🐡 you exhaust me goodnight
June goodnight bf !!! and george 🙄
George
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June
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A/N somebody yell at me to finish the fics I already have up before working on a new one ( wilbur soot my beloved <3 )
