Smut, Lemon, & Fluff

A man and his dog

Ever since I was little I've always felt distance from humans and closer to animals. When I was 6 I got my first dog for Christmas, Lucky. Lucky and I were always so close, bur we all know dogs age 7 years in 1 so he died when I turn 15.
Now I'm 27 and have dated over 100 women and men and still have had no romantic feelings even when I had sleept with them.
I'm sick of terrible relationships with humans! So, I'm finally getting married to Fluffy. My favorite little puppy! Our wedding was two months ago and life hasn't been better. She allows runs to the door when I get home and let's just say she doesn't use her hands but her mouth 😉. She let's me pick whatever I want to eat. She always wants to spend time with me and doesn't ask for money all the time. Like look, you might think I'm crazy, but dealing with someone who haves feelings, bothers you for money, and doesn't give you their body in the best ways...like if that's what you want.

Ya, I'm done the end...imma do a freaking table x chair fluff 😤