The long apple man has a name, although he doesn't share it often. Instead he lets people figure it out. Late one evening the long apple man is walking on the street, why is he in the middle of the street? We will never know. When all of a sudden a car started peeing right next to him. But this was not just any pee, it was gas pee pee. This pee pee could kill. The long apple man started doing jumping jacks to get himself away from the pee. But it's no use, he is stuck.
