tbp chatfic

vance sucks at driving

madman: hey um guys?

mydogisbetterthanyou: what

madman: i think i may have ran over a person..?

balls: HWTA HWO??

toiletwaterdrinker: what did bruce say?

mybrothersolos: he said "WHAT WHO??"

toiletwaterdrinker: oh thanks anyway
WHAT HOW IN THE FUCKERY?1!1!1??🤯🤯

birdhoe: VANCE WHO DID YOU RUN OVER??

madman: idk

toiletwaterdrinker: TF YOU MEAN 'IDK'??

madman: I DON'T KNOW OKAY??

policesuck: WAIT DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE??

madman: idk i just stole my dad's car🤷🏻‍♀
wait..
I STOLE MY DAD'S CAR1?;1?1?1?1!?1 I'M SO FUCKED HELP

birdhoe: suddenly I'm blind??🤯🙀

madman: FINNEY??

toiletwaterdrinker: sorry man i have to help my mom with the dishes

mybrothersolos: what mom

toiletwaterdrinker: SHUT UP
anyways sorry i have to go..🙁😓

toiletwaterdrinker went offline

madman: BILLY??!11!1!??

mydogisbetterthanyou: sorry i have to walk my dog🚶🏻‍♀

madman: GRIFFIN???

ceilingfan: huh?

madman: oml..
BRUCE?!?1!1?1

balls: ...

madman: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO YOUR BOYFRIEND😭😭

birdhoe: HOLD ON WHAT??

mybrothersolos: BRUCE?!

balls: VANCE YOU DUMBASS

madman: OH SHIT

toiletwaterdrinker is online

toiletwaterdrinker: BRANCE IS OFFICIALLY CANON???1!1!1?1!!😧😧 **not clickbait!!!**

madman: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LUEK

policesuck: *like

madman: SHUT UP

policesuck: 🥰🖕

madman: ..

balls: anyways guys.. me and vance are NOT dating😁

birdhoe: yeah i don't believe that shit one bit

toiletwaterdrinker: yeah me neither

policesuck: yeah me and amy too🙋🏻‍♀

mydogisbetterthanyou: ^^ me and griffin second that

balls: LOOK WHAT YPU DID VANEC

madman: IM SORRY OKAY??😭

balls: NO YOUR NOT

madman: yeah I'm not.

ceilingfan: are we just gonna ignore the fact that vance ran over someone??

madman: yes.

balls: NO WE WILL NOT.
HOW TF DID YOU GET AWAY WITH IT??

madman: um i didn't.. something saw the body..

birdhoe: WHO??

madman: idk it's just some ugly man staring at the body with his dropped eggs

birdhoe: HE DROPPED HIS EGGS??☠️☠️

madman: yeah, i absolutely laughed when i saw that shit☠️ then he came up to my dad's car and told me if i can help him with that shit😭

balls: well?? did you?

madman: no

mydogisbetterthanyou: ofc you didn't

madman: who tf would help some ugly ass dude's cracked eggs??☠️

toiletwaterdrinker: A KIND PERSON???

madman: HEY I AM KIND

ceilingfan: NO YOU AREN'T

madman: SHUT UP SHITFACE

ceilingfan: okay🚶🏻‍♀

balls: ANYWAYS VANCE WHERE ARE YOU??

madman: at your house.

balls: WHAT BUT MY DAD HATES YOU?1!1!1?

madman: yeah but your mom doesn't

balls: STILL

birdhoe: private messages exists yknow??

balls: oh yeah vance pms

madman: uhhh okay

balls and madman went offline

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sorry if this one was so short it was rushed and I'm fucking tired😭☠️ anyways hope you enjoyed bye!!❤

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