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juni 🧡
maia
maia
maia
you'll NEVER guess what
happened to me todaymai🤍
june
june
june
im kind of scared to guess
what happened?juni 🧡
okay well first off do u remember
that episode of wizards of waverly place when alex and mason were throwing water
balloons down at people ???mai🤍
what kind of dumb question is that
of course I rememberjuni 🧡
WELL THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAYmai🤍
omg you got water balloons
thrown at you???juni 🧡
what no
why would you think that
anyways
I WAS SITTING ON MY ROOF AND MY NEIGHBOR WAS UP THERE TOO AND HE SMILED AT ME AND THEN OFFERED ME A DIY WATER BALLOON
it was so romantic
I dropped it in front my nasty other
neighbor who gives me dirty
looks all the time
it was so #romanticmai🤍
okay a lot to unpack here
what exactly is a DIY water balloon?juni 🧡
...
a little ziplock bag with a couple
of holes poked in itmai🤍
YOU DROPPED A BAG OF WATER ON SOMEBODY ??? ISNT YOUR NEIGHBOR LIKE A 70 YEAR OLD LADY ???juni 🧡
DETAILS DONT MATTER
besides 🙄 it didn't hit her
just landed behind hermai🤍
and you wonder why she hates your guts smhjuni 🧡
😐mai🤍
wait
isn't your other neighbor like a middle aged dad?juni 🧡
a dilf if you willmai🤍
absolutely not
wtf was he doing up therejuni 🧡
I didn't ask...mai🤍
wait back up
what were YOU doing up there?juni 🧡
hanging out
whymai🤍
you're going to be the reason I
have a heart attack omgjuni 🧡
wtf
don't blame me for ur old lady
body hating youmai🤍
SHUT UPjuni 🧡
yeah okay whatever u say grandma
🙄mai🤍
junejuni 🧡
maiamai🤍
stop talking to strange old men on rooftops
wow
that's a sentence I never thought i'd have to sayjuni 🧡
NO
what if I meet the love of my life up there ?mai🤍
I don't care
just move to england and i'll help you
find a bf in a perfectly normal and not so sketchy wayjuni 🧡
ha yeah okay
NOT
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BFmai🤍
that may be true
but IM not delusional enough to think i'll meet my soulmate on the rooftop of a building that has mostly old people living in itjuni 🧡
what if i'm into older guys
( spoiler alert : I am )mai🤍
well you'd have to be into being a home wrecker as well and that's not cute
don't do that june 🔪juni 🧡
I WOULD NEVER
im just saying 🙄 it's entirely
possible that I meet the love
of my life on a rooftop idk why u can't just continue to be my emotional support best friend and stop JUDGING memai🤍
as your emotional support best friend it's actually my job to judge you just a little bitjuni 🧡
no
you're actually just supposed to support me
emotionally
duhmai🤍
juni 🧡
STOP IT
THATS LITERALLY NOT MEmai🤍
🤨
you guys literally have the same name
which def makes you the same person
physics and all thatjuni 🧡
maia
you're an idiot
the biggest idiot I know in factmai🤍
good luck finding another person that won't snitch on you for dumping a gallon of water on an elderly lady from your roofjuni 🧡
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE ZIPLOCK BAG
STFU
you can't escape me maia
i'll sell that picture of your feet onlinemai🤍
do it
maybe i'll get richjuni 🧡
you won't
your feet are uglymai🤍
blocked
goodnight
hope your old lady neighbor pushes you off your roof so I dont have to listen to your slander ever again
or the dilf
either works
<3juni 🧡
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