Things that I've said that are hilarious

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M: mum
C: chess (me)

C: trappy brifday to you, trappy brifday to you, trappy brifday dear...SANTA...trappy brifday to you!
M: chess, what are you singing?
C: trappy brifday to Santa.
M: why?
C: he doesn't get a brifday so today is his brifday
M: ok 🤣🤣🤣