The Meeple products being absolute goofy ahh

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MePhone3GS: I will divide and then count to it. 

MePhone4S: Right. 

MePad: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? 

MePhone3GS: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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MePhone5C: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.

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MePhone4S, grinning: Before you were what? 

MePhone5: Before I was- 

MePhone4S: What? 

MePhone5: Before I was inter- 

MePhone4S: Before you were interrupted? 

MePhone5: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-  

MePhone4S: What? 

MePhone5: *makes frustrated sound* 

MePhone3GS, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.

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MePhone4: You have to apologize to MePad! 

MePhone4S: Fine! 

MePhone4S: Unfuck you, or whatever! 

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MePhone5: You have your weirdly sincere humility. 

MePhone4: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

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MePhone5C: Why are you like this?? 

MePhone5: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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MePhone5C, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? 

MePhone4S: MePhone5S is in the kitchen.

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MePhone3GS, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

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MePhone5: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That's how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car. 

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MePhone4: Could you be anymore annoying? 

MePhone5S: Yes. 

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MePhone5, when MePhone5S walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. 

MePhone5: *accidentally smacks MePhone4S in the face with the baking sheet* 

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MePhone4: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* 

MePhone3GS: You can't just skip to the happy ending! 

MePhone4: I don't have time for their problems.

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MePhone4S: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. 

MePhone4: 

MePhone4: I like you.

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MePhone4S: Remain CALM! *slaps Toilet multiple times*