kuroo: yes
tobio: even me and kei!!!
kenma: u guys r the best
y/n: ofc duh
then u wldnt have great friends 😎
kuroo: we shld all play a game together
tonight
kenma: perfect birthday stream!!!
y/n: that one mf that streams everything ☝️
kenma: :/ its my birthday, no slander plz
y/n: damn there are so many birthdays this month
kuroo: do u even know mine?
y/n: november 17th
kuroo: oh
kei: HE DOESNT KNOW URS HAHAHAHA
kuroo: no, its (one day off ur birthday)
y/n: ur off by a day
kuroo: oh so its (your birthday)
y/n: mhm :)
kenma: who tf got me a vibrating
travel pillow
suna: me
kenma: why
akaashi: better than what i got you
kenma: what was it?
akaashi: obviously you havent gotten
to it if the travel pillow was surprising.
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3:16pm
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kenma: WHO TF GOT ME A VIBRATING
COCK RING
akaashi: :)
kenma: AKAASHI WHAT
KSMDG
GONNA KMS
y/n: lol good one akaashi
akaashi: dw i also got u that fuzzy blanket
kenma: oh ty i rlly like it
oikawa: you guys do know hes streaming
himself opening them
y/n: no mf way
kenma: yea that's why i wanna kms
kuroo: im gonna go buy a birthday cake
kenma: for me?
kuroo: no for a fucking gremlin
ofc its for u
kenma: :)))
y/n: i wanna come with!!!
kuroo: lets go then!!
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"y/n when you said lets get an icecream cake, did you stop to think about how easily it could melt"
you and kuroo were in the parking lot of the second store you went to. neither of you thought about the cake beong able to melt and now it was mushy and falling apart. kuroo sighed before opening it, seeing as it wasnt able to be given to anyone in its rough shape he just, grabbed a handful and then chucked it... at you..
after comprehending what had happened you grabbed a chunk and threw it back. you guys ended up having a cake war in the middle of a parking lot. you guys had fun but eventually you fid have to go get another cake for kenma.
when you guys arrived at kenmas place with the cake you didnt expect to see anyone more than kenma and shoyo. but it turns out there were quite a few. eventually you all sang happy birthday to him before playing mario kart.
"i will beat you all" you laughed at kenmas statement, even if it might be true you still wanted to try.
you came in first place once. once out of 13 games.
"kenma how are you so good? like who has so much free time that all they do is game"
"its easy tbh ur just overthinking it"
"whatever, oh did you get my gift?"
"which one was it?"
"the heating pad"
"i did!!! im surprised you remembered that i wanted one"
"i remember alot of things"
you guys went about the rest of the night playing games and eating food, it was alot of fun rlly and you were glad you had friends like them.
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guess who • Kuroo Tetsuro x Male Reader (haikyuu)
Fanfiction| kuroo tetsuro x m!reader | kuroo tetsuro, a chemistry major who plays sports in his free time, and you, a math major just trying to make your way through life, take a variety of math and biology classes together without knowing. what happens when...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENMA
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