Tf2 x reader fluff \(*'▽｀*)/

~How do mercs react when there is crumb/cream on your cheek~

Scout

He was eating cookies with you. Then there was a crumb on your left cheek. Oh. Babe, there is a crumb on your left cheek! Oh? Where? Ummm right there. here? *cups your face and wipes it off* There! It's gone now! You were mad red... What's wrong babe Your face is red. Your faces were so close... he did a UNO reverse card didn't he. That was BANG to your heart for sure. (scout thought both your crumb on cheek face and blushing face were absolutely adorable so I guess you are both a tie)

Soldier

There was the cream on your cheek. OH. You didn't seem to notice. CUPCAKE HOLD STILL! ok? He then used his big hand and wiped the cream off. His hand was radiating warmth to your whole face. It was warm. THERE WAS CREAM ON YOUR CHEEK! o-oh. You don't know why but your face was red, and the way he looked deeply into your eyes was so...beautiful.

Pyro

There was a cookie crumb on your face. Pyro saw it. Oh. Pyro then pointed to their mask showing where the crumb was. Oh. Is there a crumb on my cheek? Is it right here? Pyro then gently took your hand and poked at where it was. Oh~right here. Thanks, pyro! :) Mmmphhh! :D This was 100% a wholesome memory.

Engineer

You guys were enjoying the apple crumble that engi made. The apple crumble was halfway done eating it. Engi noticed a crumb on your face. Oh. Hey sugar, can you look at me? hm? Just hold still! Juuust right there! Oh! Thanks engi! :) You're welcome. Yet another sweet moment.

Heavy

There was a bit of cream on your cheek. Oh. Um, S/o stop. ??? *wipes the icing with his big hands* Oh was there cream on my face? *nods* um, Well thank you heavy! :) :) Nice.

Demoman

There was a bit of cream on your face. AWWWWWWW what demo? Hold still love. ??? *wipes it off for you* There was some cream on ya face. Oh. There is some on your face too! oh? *wipes off demos cheek* Oh. OH. Haha, we had cream on each other faces and we didn't even notice. hehe, that was a funny memory.

Sniper

There was a crumb on your cheek. It took some time for him to tell you, he was just staring at your face. (holy shit it is so fucking cute, oh my-) Is there something on my face sniper? No. (oh I mean yes crap) Oh ok. *continues eating* (you know what fuck it) He suddenly cups your face and wipes the crumb off) w-what!? T-There was some crumb on your face...*blushes at your blushing face. o-h ok. You two were a blushing mess.

Medic (flirty medic boy)

OH~BABY! He just happened to be on flirty medic mode so~hehe. There was some cream on your face. He looked at it and was like of hell yes Im gonna make s/o blush. He then pulled you closer and licked it off. Yep. w-what!?!? hmm there was some delicious cream on your cheek~I didt wanna waste it so~♡ You were blushing madly for the whole day. SUCCESS

Spy

This man honestly...There was some cream on your face. Before he could point it out he got a better idea. oh. *smug face* He suddenly grabbed your chin and pulled it closer. !??!?!? He then wiped it off with his other hand. There was some cream on your face. He then decided to take it another step...crap.* He then looked at the cream on his finger and licked it. It tastes sweet... You swear you could have passed out goddamit. I guess spy wins this time...for the cute attack.

Lol not me having way too much fun writing this eheheheheh