Does It Have A Plot Or Is It Just Making Fun Of Me

Um

Lucius: What do you want us to do then? You know we're better than them. Why do we even hang out with Teo?

Nina: ...

Nina: ...They help us with our homework.

Lucius: ...

Lucius: Yeah. Okay. Fine. 

•••

Direct Message – Teo and Dazai

Dazai: You know what would be a great thing for you to do right now?

Dazai: If you threw one of the tables at me.

Dazai: Crushed me. Broke my bones. Fractured my skull. 

Dazai: You know, killed me. Just throw it with full force

Dazai: WAIT PUT THAT FURRY BACK DOWN

Dazai: I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING BEASTAR STUDENT PLEASE

Dazai: PLEASE HAVE MERCY OH GOD

Dazai: WAIT TEO D

•After Several Minutes of Chaos and Teacher Intervention Later•

Groupchat – Dazai Fuck Off Challenge

Nina: Any updates on Teo?

Lucius: They're still in the nurse's office. They passed out after trying to throw an elephant, then the elephant fell on top of them. 

Dazai: God I wish that were me.

Lucius: Didn't you get knocked out too, Dazai?

Dazai: I wasn't knocked unconcious unfortunately, but I was hit in the head with a deer. The nurse gave me some ice. 

Nina: I wonder if Teo has calmed down now.

Nina: I really hope they have. I have a quiz due this afternoon that doesn't have enough typos in it. I need Teo's help.

Dazai: A quiz on the first day back of school? 

Dazai: Yeah that tracks for this place. 

Lucius: Hang on, I've got a trick that will get Teo to answer us. 

Luicus: Oh no, looks like we only have ten minutes left until class starts again. 

Lucius: I hope we're not...

Lucius: Late.

Teo: LTE???? 😭😭 IM STLL AT THE NUSRE!!!! IM NT GOINF TO MKE IT 😭

Dazai: Huh. And what do you know, Lucius has some tricks up his sleeve. 

Nina: Teo! Are you okay??! Are you still able to do my quiz??? Not that it matters!! But it kind of does

Teo: IM CRYNING SOBBNING I DNOT KNO WHST TO DO 😭😭

Dazai: Well... I have some ideas. 

Nina: Stop, Dazai. We know what you're going to say. 

Dazai: :(

•On the Other Side of Campus•

Direct Message – Izzy and Chuuya

Izzy: This fockin school is a fockin joke, mate

Chuuya: Yes, you're quite right. 

Chuuya: But, I must admit, it is interesting at least. Better entertainment than our old school. 

Izzy: Yeah, I s'pose I'll give it that. But. What the fock was going on back in the cafeteria?

Chuuya: I have no idea. 

Chuuya: Some kid went crazy and started throwing anything they could get their hands on. It was a mess. 

Izzy: Reminds me of my days back on the Revenge...

Chuuya: When you sailed with Blackbeard?

Izzy: DONT YOU FOCKIN SPEAK HIS NAME OR ILL CUT YOUR THROAT OUT WITH MY BARE FOCKIN HANDS

Chuuya: 🙄 You're so sensitive. 

Izzy: I am fockin not. Being sensitive is for twats

Chuuya: Sure, sure...

Izzy: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING WANK STAIN I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHIN FROM HERE

Chuuya: Sorry! You're just. Such a funny little man. 

Chuuya: You're kind of adorable. 

Izzy: That's it. We duel. At dawn.

Chuuya: Whatever.